(I love this video)
*Warning: Suicide threat*
Army: Hey Rider you gotta anything to drink?
Rider: Yeah, in the fridge
Aloha: Hey Army, uh, grab me a glass of Malk
Army: Well they don't have any Malk, but I can get you some Milk
Rider: That's what he just said
Aloha: Yeah, I just want some Malk
Army: No you're saying it wrong, you're saying "Malk" like it's a disease
Rider: Well how do you say it?
Army: I'm saying it the way everyone ought to say it, M I L K
Rider: Right, like 2%
Aloha: Right, whole Malk
Army: No, no, no, no, no, no, say Milkshake
Aloha: Milkshake
Army: Ok now Milk
Aloha: Malk
Army:
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Army: Are you hearing this?
Rider: Yeah, the man wants a glass of Maulk
Army: Maulk?!
Rider: Give him the Maulk Army!
Rider's dad: Rider, inside voices please
Rider: Sorry dad..my white friends..
Aloha: Army! Poor me a glass of Malk!!
Army: Why are you yelling at me?
Rider: Just give him the freakin Maulk
Army: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Aloha: We're all saying "Malk" Army
Army: No! You're saying "Malk"! You're saying-
Rider: Maulk, Maulk, Maulk
(Aloha: MAAAAAAAALK)
Aloha: MAAAAAAAALK
Army pulls out a gun: SHUT UP! SHUT, UP! *Points gun at head*
*Rider and Aloha pull out guns from under the table*
Rider: You better out it down Army
Aloha: Don't- Don't do it Army!
Army: You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
*Rider and Aloha point the guns at their heads*
Rider: Army, put it down!
Aloha: Put the gun down!!
Army: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!
Rider: JUST PUT IT DOWN NOW!
Army: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!
Aloha: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!
Army: PUT THE GUN DOWN!
Aloha: YOU ARE JUST LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!
Rider starts crying a bit: just put the gun down
Army: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Army on the phone with Aloha: And then we pull the trigger, all of us
Aloha: No, we are not something like filming that
Army: Why not?
Aloha: It's so..Dark, idk *Aloha pets the cat he put in the oven* Anyway, I gotta call you back, I'm really busy-
(Hope you enjoyed!)
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