(*Warning: there be some bad words in here so if you don't like bad words then I would recommend that you don't read this*)
Goggles: What are we gonna do today?-
Aloha: It isn't today Goggles!! It's the first day of eternity! Because I just found out...That I'm fucking immortal!!
Goggles: Well congratu-damn-lations!
Aloha: Thank you
Goggles: That's a big deal!
Aloha: Yeah
Goggles: Question, am I immortal?
Aloha: I hope not, but, you could be! You know he loves the poor, and the gross, and slimy, and worthless, but I mean, look at you! You're all those things!
Goggles: What are you talking about, who love me?
Aloha: The guy in here man. And the guy in the here. *Points to the Bible that's on the floor and cue the holy music* Da Bible.
Goggles: This says "Da Bibble"
Aloha: YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!
Goggles: No! I w- I would nev-
Aloha: You better kneel down and pray to Jimmy with me right fricken now!
*Goggles & Aloha get onto their knees and pray to Jimmy*
Rider: What you doing?
Aloha: I- uh- um- we're looking for a booger he dropped cuz I told him that we our boogers on the floor so we're trying to find it so he can put it on the table-
Goggles: Hey Rider! You wanna be immortal?
Aloha: He's not chosen! Jimmy don't want no French fries in his pussy!
Rider: This is spelled "Bibble" man *Rider holds Jimmy in his hand*.
Aloha: Oh you're reading now? Suck it!
Goggles: Why can't Rider be immortal?
Aloha: He'll never enter the kingdom with us.
Goggles: What kingdom?
Aloha: Kingdom of..Kong! It's in the book.
Rider: The Bibble, Jimmy and the kingdom Kong
Aloha: It's up in the clouds with, with Lando! And didn't I tell you to suck it? And don't I hear any glug, glug, glug, glug, glug?
Rider: You know this book is self published?
Aloha: Yes, like many ancient text
Rider: On the back of a bunch of pharmacy labels
Aloha: Do not blasphemy the book of clozapine! *Aloha takes the Bible from Rider*
Aloha: C'mon Goggles! Follow me down the righteous path! Begone Ye Friemen!
Rider: I live here, you're the one that's leaving.
Aloha: And leaving we are! *Aloha starts walking off, Goggles following after him* Onward, so!
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(Discontinued) Vines and other stupid stuff
HumorSince I love vines, memes, and other stupid stuff I thought 'Why not put some stupid stuff into a book?' so that's exactly what I'm doing! I mean, who doesn't like funny and stupid stuff? *WARNING* This book is bad, absolute cringe. Why did I even...
