(Ah yes, skool days)
Rider: *walks into classroom*
Emperor: *sitting in the seat Rider always sits in*
Rider: Hey, that's my seat
Emperor: There's no assigned seats
Rider: But that's My seat!
Teacher: It's his seat!
Entire class: IT'S HIS SEAT!
Emperor: *Gets up and moves to another seat*
*Everyone claps as Rider sits down in his seat*
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Ky: ugh...I only got 4 hours of sleep....
Rider: well let me tell you how much sleep I get-
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Rider: And now to the weather who's our weatherman Army, Army?
Army: It's gonna be hot!
Rider: Thank you Army! This guy is not gonna work
Army: CLIMATE CHANGE
Rider: AAAHH-
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Rider: And now to the weather who's our weatherman Army, Army?
Army: It's gonna rain!
Rider: Thank you Army! Who hired that guy?
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(A poem called "Dad" by: Bo Burnham)
Rider: I wanna best you to death with a blunt object. I wanna grab those high in fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in. I wanna sharpen 50 pencils bind them with a rubber band then stick the lead in your mouth then punch the erasers. I wanna strap you to a bed of nails then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake. I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash but then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital. Thank you that's called "Dad".
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Goggles: Hey Rider!
Rider: What?
Goggles: Aloha has your Dynamo!
Rider: WHAT?! REALLY? WHERE IS HE?!
Goggles: *points in the direction behind Rider* He's over there!
Rider: *turns around*
Goggles: *pulls down Rider's pants and runs off*
Rider: *turns back around and notices his pants are down and see Goggles running away* GOGGLES!!
Goggles: HAHA!
(Made this last one meself, I haves big brayne)
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(Discontinued) Vines and other stupid stuff
HumorSince I love vines, memes, and other stupid stuff I thought 'Why not put some stupid stuff into a book?' so that's exactly what I'm doing! I mean, who doesn't like funny and stupid stuff? *WARNING* This book is bad, absolute cringe. Why did I even...
