...No shit, got me right where you want me
baby Could I be more obvious?...
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...In which an emerging Italian actress stars in a movie with a famous French heartthrob...
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Ariana Grande X Timothee Chalamet
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Group Chat: "Le Cronache Dei Marini" Members: Riccardo (Penis Parker) Matteo (Hard-In Scott) Iris (You)
Penis Parker: Iris why tf is Timothee Chalamet My friend Timothee Chalamet Commenting hearts on your Instagram post? How do u even know him?
Hard-In Scott: Yeah I was gonna ask u the same thing When did u meet? And why?
Iris: Hi, dear brothers It's so nice to talk to both of you Again, I'm fine thank u for asking How are you guys? We should Meet up at moms one of these days We have a lot of catching up to do obviously I'm sure that if u bothered to call sometimes You would find out that I actually did get the Role I auditioned for, not that you'd care
Penis Parker: Iris I'm sorry I haven't called But seriously why is he commenting?
Hard-in Scott: I think it has to do with the role she Auditioned for, is he acting in it?
Iris: Absolutely love how u refuse to say his name, but yeah TIMOTHEE is a part Of the movie I'll be staring in
Hard-in Scott: Still don't see why he should Be commenting hearts on ur posts
Penis Parker: Exactly, I'll have to talk to him
Iris: You will do no such thing You guys are so annoying! We're working together and I don't Want to have any of you interfere In MY PERSONAL BUSINESS understood? I will go and tell mum if u two say Or do anything to him , Got it?
Penis Parker: Iris we're just tryna help
Hard-in Scott: Yeah, we don't want to interfere It's just we believe famous people Aren't the people who wanna date, It can be difficult and you'll most Likely end up hurt and we don't want that
Iris: You're dating Alice, she's famous And you seem very happy with her, Anyways I don't intend to date him We're just working together, We're friends nothing else Now, leave me tf alone Thank u ❤️
