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FaceTime Between You and "Iris 🌈" transcript:
You: hello? Iris?
Iris: Timmy!!! Hi, where are you?
You: I'm at in&out, what do you want me to get you?
Iris: can you get me a double double? And hot cocoa?
You: you want a burger with hot cocoa? Seriously?
Iris: of course, the best combo
You: that is fucking disgusting but I'll let it slide
Iris: I know you secretly love this combo too
You: never tried it, never will, I simply refuse
Iris: I'll make you try it, I'll ask politely
You: how is that supposed to work?
Iris: I know you'd do anything if I asked politely
You: well you're not wrong but don't tell anyone
Iris: ok, we have a free day tomorrow
You: I know, what do you wanna do?
Iris: I already know what we're going to do, but it's a surprise so I won't tell you just yet
You: is it the beach?
Iris: you must be fun at parties, why did u have to spoil my surprise?
You: you're predictable, and boring
Iris: excuse me? Take that shit back
You: I won't cause I said the truth
Iris: I'm hanging up now, bye
You: I'm not buying you a burger if u hang up
Iris: sei uno stronzo (you're a shithead/asshole)
You: what was that?
Iris: nothing, I'm not hanging up so can I get my burger?
You: I need to think about it
Iris: Timmy!
You: I was joking, just kidding, you know I realised you don't have a nickname?
Iris: I do, Rainbow, I told you about it
You: yeah but you need a Timmy nickname, a nickname only I can use
Iris: ok then, what is my Timmy nickname?
You: I'll come up with one, you just wait
Iris: I'm waiting, for my burger. hurry up
You: you're not getting it
Iris: I hate you
You: do you though?
Iris: yes yes I do
You: you know you don't, don't lie to yourself
Iris: I'm also mad at you
You: and why is that?
Iris: during our trip you said that when we got home you would ask me out formally, what happened to that?
You: you could've asked me out? Why is it the boy that has to make the first move?
Iris: BECAUSE the boy said I shouldn't ask him given that he wants to be the one to ask ME
You: ok ok I get it, that boy will soon ask you out madam
Iris: he better
You: I'm getting our food I'll be back soon ok?
Iris: ok, see you
End of Call
Length: 16:01 minutes
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Obvious~ Timothée Chalamet
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