Full Homo [BTS Groupchat]

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V_Hole
Hey Jungkookie, I was thinking and.....

Jungcock
What?

V_Hole
My first name would work perfectly with your last name

Jibooty
Fuck I logged on just in time *grabs popcorn

Jungcock
.....

Jungcock
So you want me to adopt you? I'm younger than you though....I don't think I can handle the stress of looking after another human oh god

Hoesuck
You look after someone?

CutieGuy
WAIT HOLD UP

Jungcock
Ofc I do. Joon looks after Yoonie, he looks after literally no one and I look after Jimin. I make sure the shorty eats, not overwork himself and takes care of his vocals.

Jibooty
He actually does :*)

Hoesuck
Jungkook you're fired, I'll be taking over

Jungcock
Whoa whoa whoa, I've been taking care of him for years. What makes you think you can just push me aside and step in?

Jibooty
2 of my bandmates fighting over me? God, are my dreams finally coming true?

Hoesuck
Cause I'm his boyfriend

Hoesuck
Wait

Hoesuck
Did you just bandmate-zone me?

Jibooty
Sorry babe :*

Hoesuck
Hmph

Jungcock
Aha! I knew it, Joon you owe me $10

Rapmoan
Fuckkkkkkk

CutieGuy
Are y'all done?

Jibooty
Uhhhh

CutieGuy
Good, now let's go back to what Tae said

SugaDaddy
Yes, let's go back to what Tae said

V_Hole
I said what I said

SugaDaddy
Do you wanna get stabbed again? This time on purpose?

Rapmoan
Damn we love a possessive kitten

SugaDaddy
Stfu you crab addict

Rapmoan
Wha-

CutieGuy
Tae....is Jungkook your crush?

Everyone AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

V_Hole
No lmao ew

Jungcock
EW?! BISH I HAVE 2 BOYFRIENDS THAT TELL ME I'M STUNNING EVERYDAY AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOUR CRUSH ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!!!!!!!

Jibooty
Sis snapped

Rapmoan
Ofc you're stunning bun :*

Jungcock
😊❤

V_Hole
I'm still nervous okay

CutieGuy
Hey don't be nervous. I remember one time Yoongi couldn't stop drooling over Namjoon's thighs but was to nervous to admit he had a fatass crush on him

Jungcock
Excuse me, have you seen MY thighs?

SugaDaddy
Jin

SugaDaddy
I'm bout to skip downstairs and shit in your favourite cooking pot