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Rapmoan
Who the hell is making that Klick Klack sound when I type???

Hoesuck
Crabs

Rapmoan
.....

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V_Hole
Do y'all hear that screaming?

Jibooty
Yeah it's coming from Namjoon hyungs room

Hoesuck
Shit

Jungcock + SugaDaddy
JUNG FUCKING HOSEOK

Hoesuck
I WAS JUST KIDDING

Jibooty
Oop

SugaDaddy
YOU KNOW HOW SENSITIVE HE IS ABOUT CRABS

Jungcock
NOW HE WON'T STOP CRYING AND APOLOGIZING TO THE FUCKING KEYBOARD

V_Hole
💀

Hoesuck
IT.WAS.A.JOKE.

Jungcock
You have 1 minute to start running

SugaDaddy
Make it 12 seconds

Hoesuck
Omfg I'm just gonna go apologize to him okay?

SugaDaddy
You better -_-

Jungcock
-_-

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Jibooty
That was somehow entertaining

V_Hole
Ikr

CutieGuy
Guys not to interrupt your riveting conversation or anything but I just threw in 12 bath bombs in my water at once

CutieGuy:
Is it safe to get in?

Jibooty
No idea but the real question is why did you use so many bath bombs at once

CutieGuy
Well you see

CutieGuy
The thing is

CutieGuy
I got them as a gift a while ago and I told the person who gave them to me that I used them all when in reality I used none of them so I kinda felt bad and decided to do the "all in one go" thing

Jungcock
Wtf

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Hoesuck
All is forgiven

SugaDaddy
Joon, you okay?

Rapmoan
Yes baby I'm fine, just got a bit in my feels

Jibooty
Yeah no shit

V_Hole
We could hear you crying from down the hall

Rapmoan
ANYWAYS

Jungcock
"Most dominant one in the relationship" my ass

SugaDaddy
You're really just a sensitive baby lol

Rapmoan
:/

CutieGuy
HELLO I'M STILL HERE

Hoesuck
Huh

Jungcock
Scroll up

Jibooty
Tbh I don't know shit about bath bombs

SugaDaddy
See, a short dumbass

Jibooty
You're lucky you're older than me

Rapmoan
Common bath bomb fragrance ingredients are synthetic and can cause hormone disruption and increase your risk of diseases like type 2 diabetes, breast cancer and infertility, among other ailments. Popular bath fizzy ingredients are linked to ailments like asthma, eczema, ADHD, cancer and other diseases

CutieGuy
WAIT WTF

Jungcock
He copied that from an online article

Rapmoan
It's still true

Hoesuck
Uh Jin you might wanna stay away from that bath

CutieGuy
Draining the water as we speak

Jibooty
Well you really did use them all at once. 12 bath bombs going down the drain. Literally

CutieGuy
Don't make me feel worse than I already do

V_Hole
Aww Jinnie hyung don't feel bad :(

Rapmoan
Wird er jemals seine unsterbliche Liebe gestehen? (Is he ever gonna confess his undying love?)

Hoesuck
Verlassen Sie sich nicht darauf, Jin ist so ahnungslos wie ein alter Pilz (Don't count on it, Jin is as oblivious as an old mushroom)

Jungcock
Wait they actually learnt German?

SugaDaddy
They're gonna communicate secretly from now on with us not knowing wtf they're saying

Jibooty
No fair I wanna do that but I only know Korean :*(

V_Hole
Same

V_Hole
Jimin and I studied a little mandarin in High School but I literally remember nothing lmao

CutieGuy
Lmao why were you studying a small orange

Hoesuck
I hate that I laughed at that