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Hoesuck
I have a question

Rapmoan
Ask away honey

Hoesuck
*tries to hold back a blush*

Hoesuck
Okay so

Hoesuck
Do you think I'd look fine without makeup, as a girl?

Jibooty
I wonder what goes on in that head of yours

Hoesuck
Honestly same

Rapmoan
To answer your question, I don't know

Jungcock
Ofc babe, you'd look hot either way ;)

SugaDaddy
Exactly

Hoesuck
Wow I'm surprised you agreed Yoonie. Thank you-

SugaDaddy
But only with plastic surgery

Hoesuck
.......

SugaDaddy
Okay, okay maybe botox too

Rapmoan
Lol kitten leave Hobi alone

SugaDaddy
Hey I'm just being honest smh

Jibooty
Moving on, has anyone seen Tae?

Jungcock
Now that you mention it, I haven't heard Jin complain about us for at least an hour

Hoesuck
Jinnie died, it's confirmed

SugaDaddy
Tae most likely got abducted by aliens. They probably took him back to his home planet

Jibooty
Ahem

SugaDaddy
What?

Jibooty
Only I'm allowed to call Taehyung an alien

SugaDaddy
Well too bad, I can call him whatever I like

Jungcock
Everything except "daddy" or "master" because you're the most submissive male on the planet

SugaDaddy
Join BTS they said

SugaDaddy
It'll be fun they said

Rapmoan
Well Tae told me that Jin messaged him earlier, they must still be talking

Hoesuck
Messaged him? Tea

Hoesuck
Or should I say

Hoesuck
TAE

SugaDaddy
Stop filling in for Jin with his dad jokes

Hoesuck
You're right, sorry

Jibooty
What's he dming my soulmate for? Thought he needed time to tHiNk

Jungcock
Maybe he's decided now

Rapmoan
It seems so

V_Hole and CutieGuy are now online

Hoesuck
Soooooo

Jungcock
*crickets in the distance*

Jibooty
*sad violin noises*

SugaDaddy
Don't worry Tae there's still enough room for you in our little poly relationship

V_Hole
Huh

CutieGuy
AHA! I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE ALL TOGETHER

Rapmoan
"Together" is a bit of an overstatement but we're working on it

Jibooty
We can come back to that later

Hoesuck
Is Taejin happening or.....

V_Hole
It's not happening

Jungcock
Oh

SugaDaddy
Uh so why can I see you guys making out in the lounge then?

CutieGuy
CAUSE IT ALREADY HAPPENED HOES!!!!

Hoesuck
HALLELUJAH

Rapmoan
PRAISE THE LORD

Jungcock
Joon you're an atheist

Rapmoan
PRAISE THE CRABS

Jibooty
PRAISE THE CRABS

SugaDaddy
PRAISE THE CRABS

Hoesuck
PRAISE THE CRABS

Jungcock
PRAISE THE CRABS

V_Hole
😊

CutieGuy
So this might be a bad time to tell you.....

CutieGuy
We're having crabs for dinner

Rapmoan
😃

Rapmoan has yeeted himself of the face of the Earth

Jibooty
And y'all call ME sensitive and dramatic