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Rapmoan
Everyone's online? Do y'all ever get off your phones and go out for some fresh air?

Hoesuck
Nah

CutieGuy
Technology is so entertaining, why would we ever go outside when we could be playing Roblox or stalking people on social media?

Jungcock
It must have sucked not having technology in your days

CutieGuy
Bish I'm only 6 years older than you

Jungcock
Whatever you say grandpa

V_Hole
Hey hoes
I lost Yeontan again so I'm here to ask if any of you have seen him

Hoesuck
This is the 3rd time this week

V_Hole
Not my fault his tiny ass legs have some sort of rocket boosters that make him faster than flash

SugaDaddy
Sorry I haven't seen your rat

Jungcock
Probably escaped while he had the chance

Rapmoan
Sad indeed

V_Hole
Jeez, all I asked was if y'all knew where my "RAT" is

SugaDaddy
How the hell did you even loose him? He's not hard to miss since you're always shoving him down designer rags

V_Hole
GASP

V_Hole
tHoSe rAgS aRe gUcCi yOu wHoRe

Jibooty
Alright stfu I have Yungman so don't worry Tae

CutieGuy
It's okay TaeTae I'll buy you a new dog.....

Jibooty
Hey what's that supposed to mean!

Rapmoan
It means you're physically and mentally incapable of taking care of another living being

Jibooty
How dare you think so lowly of me

V_Hole
First of all, you called him Yungman and that should already be a sign that he's dead. Second of all, shut your bitchass up and please hand over my rat

Jibooty
This is what I get for being a good soulmate

V_Hole
Jimin I ain't playing, bring him home right now

Jibooty
Chill he's spending time with his godfather and sniffing some cute chicks. The poodle has game

V_Hole
YEONTAN IS A FUCKING POMERANIAN

Jibooty
Same thing

SugaDaddy
Correction, I'm his godfather

Jibooty
Lmao since when

SugaDaddy
Since the rat loves me more

Jibooty
Yeah cause peeing on your keyboard and neck pillow totally expresses "love"

Jungcock
Are y'all actually fighting over a dog

Sugadaddy + Jibooty
Yes

V_Hole
Well news flash, Hobi is the new godfather

Hoesuck
Hahahahaha suck it thots

Jibooty
BRUH I BASICALLY RAISED THE LITTLE COTTON BALL

V_Hole
My son needs a better role model

Rapmoan
And a more responsible one

SugaDaddy
How am I not responsible enough?

CutieGuy
Remember the time you fell asleep while babysitting Yeontan and he ripped up all the couch cushions?

SugaDaddy
I thought that was a dream

Jungcock
tO aLL tHe yOuNgStErS WiThOuT dReAMs

Hoesuck
Ew please don't bring up our debut

Jibooty
Why are you complaining? You're the only one that looked good while the rest of us looked like we smoked crack :/

Jungcock
I have to agree on that one

CutieGuy
And Joon looked like a blind dude with this thick ass glasses

Rapmoan
I'm leaving before y'all mention my hair

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V_Hole
Don't forget Yoongi hyung's eyeliner

SugaDaddy
Fuck you and your rat

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