Full Homo [BTS Groupchat]

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SugaDaddy
Why the fuck is everything so dark?

CutieGuy
The fire got to the power fuse that just so happened to be in the kitchen

CutieGuy
The electrician will only be here tomorrow

V_Hole
Joon hyung this is all your fault

Rapmoan
I said I was sorry. Don't make me feel worse than I already do....

Hoesuck
Hey being in the dark can't be all bad. I could get some flashlights and we could tell scary stories!

V_Hole
You hate scary stories tho

Hoesuck
Okay scratch that idea

Jungcock
I'm loving this whole darkness and not being able to see thing

Rapmoan
Why bun?

Jungcock
Wdym why? You keep kissing me mysteriously and catching me off guard 👁👅👁

Rapmoan
Um....no I'm not baby

Jungcock
Well then it has to be Yoonie. He has soft lips

SugaDaddy
I literally just woke up and found everything pitch black. It's not me

Jungcock
But then who-

Jibooty is now online

Jibooty
Hobi did you like the surprise kissies I was giving you in the dark?❤

Hoesuck
Oh no

Jibooty
What's wrong? Didn't you like them? :(

Jungcock
........

Hoesuck
Jiminie sweetie I've been outside the whole day, I hate the dark.....

Jibooty
But then who-

V_Hole
Shit the tea is steaming🤩☕

CutieGuy
Take a guess Chim

Jibooty
Oh no

SugaDaddy
Oh no is right

Jibooty
I didn't realize Jungkook tasted like strawberries

Jungcock
That's cause I just had some

Rapmoan
Whoa whoa we're still here, your BOYFRIENDS Jeon fucking Jungkook

V_Hole
😭☕

Jungcock
Sorry I didn't know Jimin, I thought it was Joon or Yoonie....

Jibooty
You think my lips are soft?

Jungcock
Yeah, hard to tell the difference since both my babies have soft lips

Jungcock
Yours are more plump tho, I should've known

Jibooty
It's okay, it's not like you kissed me before. You couldn't have known

Jungcock
You have a point

Hoesuck
What the fuck is happening?! YOU BOTH ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP INCASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN!

Jibooty
I'm really sorry I-

Jibooty is now offljne

Jungcock
I'm sorry too but I'm just gonna check if Jimin is okay. Please don't be too angry with me....

Jungcock is now offline

CutieGuy
I'm so confused

SugaDaddy
So Jungkook just cheated

Hoesuck
So did Jimin....

V_Hole
Yo chill they didn't know

Rapmoan
Taehyung they just flirted in front of us

Hoesuck
And they didn't even look like they regretted it

SugaDaddy
I'm gonna get answers

Rapmoan
Kitten don't do anything drastic, let's here them out first

SugaDaddy
Fine, meet me in Jimin's room

Rapmoan
You too Hoseok

SugaDaddy, Hoesuck and Rapmoan are now offline

V_Hole
Should we go too?

CutieGuy
No Tae, it's a couples meeting. Us single folk should not get involved

V_Hole
Yeah....

CutieGuy
I hope they sort everything out

V_Hole
Me too, what would the world be without Jihope and Namgikook

CutieGuy
True

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Prepare yourselves for the next chapter, there's gonna be a major ship twist