Full Homo [BTS Groupchat]

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Jincess
Listen up mfs

DaddyKrabs
Yes?

RopeBunny
^Ew you fuck your mother?

DaddyKrabs
How the FUCK did you get to that conclusion?!

RopeBunny
"Mfs" means mother fuckers and when Jinnie called us that you said "yes?" therefore, Sweet Home Alabama

DaddyKrabs
I-

Chiminie
10/10 for actually getting Yoon to smile

TongueTechnology
I was thinking about an orgy fuck off

GucciTae
Oooooooo I logged on just in time

YourHope
Okay but HOW is the real question

RopeBunny
How we'd all fuck?

Chiminie
Haven't you read gay Fanfiction Hobi, theres so many OT7 smuts out there

DaddyKrabs
Only a loser would write gay Fanfiction about their favourite band, especially when all the members are presumed to be straight

Author
Haha.....

Author is now offline

GucciTae
Did you guys see that?

Jincess
Must have just been the wind

GucciTae
Honey wot

YourHope
Orgies are gay

DaddyKrabs
Oh my god why are we still talking about this

RopeBunny
Lmao it's just 7 dudes fucking, no homo about that

Chiminie
Of course man, there's nothing gay about wanting something up my ass right

GucciTae
Yeah man and there's nothing gay about wanting to put your dick up someones ass right

TongueTechnology
Nah fam and there's nothing homosexual about wanting to suck someones dick right

DaddyKrabs
Not at all, and there's nothing homosexual about wanting your dick sucked right

Jincess
Jesus fucking christ y'all are a bunch of S I N N E R S

YourHope
You're not one to be talking about sinning, love

RopeBunny
DAYYYUM GET EXPOSED BITCH

GucciTae
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING HUH JIN HYUNG👀👀

Jincess
Uhhh I can explain.....

TongueTechnology
Wait how does Hobi know?

Chiminie
GET SOME BABE

YourHope
Oh trust me I did

RopeBunny
Is this the same guy that called orgies gay?

DaddyKrabs
Tis indeed

GucciTae
Don't act like you're some innocent saint Kook

RopeBunny
When the fuck did I even-

GucciTae
One word

GucciTae
Tape

Jincess
This should be good

RopeBunny
How dare you betray me after last night

YourHope
Oop

Chiminie
Wait one mf frickity freaking fucking hot second

Chiminie
Wdym by "after last night"

DaddyKrabs
📸

Jincess
Did y'all have the s e c k s

RopeBunny
SJKDFK that's ILLEGAL shut the FUCK up

TongueTechnology
I'm hella curious now

GucciTae
I let Jungkook duct tape my mouth because he told me it was one of his kinks

RopeBunny
I actually just wanted him to shut up💀

Chiminie
IMCRYING

DaddyKrabs
Justice for Tae 2021

Jincess
Reminds me of the time I asked Yoongi if he wanted to go out on a date with me

YourHope
GO ON

Jincess
I told him to breathe if yes, and recite the bible in Japanese if no

Jincess
And do you know what that bitch said?

Chiminie
Maybe this is a bad time to tell you that I forced him to watch anime with me...

Jincess
HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID

Jincess
And then Jesus said "Omae wa mou shindeiru" and then Moses answered "Nani?!"

DaddyKrabs
....wow

TongueTechnogly
Tsk I did what you wanted

Jincess
IT SCARRED ME

RopeBunny
Dont worry Princess, in the end we are all just human beans

GucciTae
And together we will rice

Chiminie
Lettuce pray

RopeBunny
Ramen....

Jincess
I love you guys so fucking much

YourHope
Yeah I can see him crying in the kitchen

GucciTae
Mission accomplished