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SugaDaddy
I love Eminem

V_Hole
I prefer chocolate buttons

SugaDaddy
I mean the rapper. I love the rapper

V_Hole
That's stupid why would anyone eat the wrapper?

SugaDaddy
This is the person I end up in a group with

SugaDaddy
How uneducated can you gEt

Hoesuck
Oop

V_Hole
I still haven't forgiven you Yoongi hyung

SugaDaddy
It was a long time ago, get over it

V_Hole
FOUR MONTHS

Hoesuck
What's he talking about?

SugaDaddy
Don't worry about it

V_Hole
THAT'S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

SugaDaddy
See what I mean?
U n e d u c a t e d

CutieGuy is now online

Hoesuck
Welp good luck hyung

CutieGuy
Does anyone know why Jungkook is crying?

Rapmoan is now online

Jibooty
Kookie's crying?

Rapmoan
A mosquito bit him and he slapped it out of instinct and kinda killed it

Jungcock
IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD! WHAT IF I WANTED FOOD AND ONE OF YOU SNAPPED MY NECK WHILE I WAS OPENING THE FRIDGE?!

Jungcock
I'M A S I N N E R

Hoesuck
.......

CutieGuy
Um.....okay?

V_Hole
Hey Kook it's your turn to take out the trash don't forget

Jungcock
I know I'm going

Jibooty
Don't accidentally throw yourself out now!

Jungcock is now offline

Jibooty
He didn't insult me back?! Oh my god is Jungkook dying?!

SugaDaddy
It would appear so

CutieGuy
No but seriously is he doing okay?

Rapmoan
I'm sure he's fine, probably just stressed over our Comeback

Hoesuck
Uh why can I see Jungkook running after a garbage truck shouting, "WAIT YOU FORGOT ME!!!"

CutieGuy
Still think he's fine Namjoon?

Rapmoan
You're right, go book an appointment for Dr Choi just to be safe

CutieGuy
Already done, the rest of you get Jungkook

V_Hole
I'll get the rope

Hoesuck
I'll get the tape

Jibooty
And I'll get the pepper spray

CutieGuy
Great, meet me in the car in 5

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