Council of cum
Aria changed Tae to daddy, Jin to princess, namjoon to joonie, yoongi to cum dumpster, rat to main side, Hobi to sunshine, Jimin to sexy beast, kookie to kookie❤️.
Daddy: so I'm sitting here
Aria: barbecue sauce on my titties
Daddy: no
Daddy: I was thinking let's send aria to a mental hospital 😘😜🤪
Aria: you are so mf bipolar like sir you need therapy
Princess: Stfu it's 3am
Aria: and what about it?
Joonie: why are you up?
Aria: what you think
Princess: you are nasty 🤮
Aria: tae banged on my front door until I woke up so we were wrestling in the front yard 🤝
Daddy: guess who won
Sunshine: the security guard who had to stop aria from killing you
Daddy: how did you know
Sunshine: me and yoongs were driving by laughing
Daddy: and you didn't help
Aria: survival of the fittest you should know that😉🤪🥳😝
Daddy: let's not speak anymore darling you sound stupid
Aria: who tf is darling 👹
Daddy:... you
Aria: I been single mate🤡🤡
Daddy: 🤸♀️➡️🚊
Cum dumpster: 👏🏼fucking 👏🏼do 👏🏼it 👏🏼
Sexy beast: she's got a point Do you guys even know what you two are?
Aria: ...
Daddy: ....
Princess: ducking just date already -_-
Sunshine: ducking 😂😂
Princess: fucking**
Aria: ok we all know I been trying but it's up to him
Daddy: ahem I'm not ready
Joonie: ....
Aria: well while you figure that out I'm gonna ask that hot guy from school on a date
Kookie❤️: which one
Aria: I think his name was hyunjin
Kookie❤️: good choice I heard he's super sweet
Aria: point.blank.period.
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