The Cream Team (BTS crack fic)

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Counsil of cum

NOT ME CHANGING THE MEMBERS NAMES AGAIN 🤠

Kookie: HEYYYYYYY

Aria: OMG HEY KINGGG 😩🔫

Yoongi: BITCH HOW DO YOU HAVE THE FUCKING ENERGY 😩😩

Aria: 12 monsters 🤡🤪

Hobi: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

Aria: ngl I don't even know 🕳👩🏼‍🦯

Kookie: let's all stay at Jins house tonight

Jin: excuse you!?!

Aria: omg let's do it king

Jin: HELLO IM SPEking

Kookie: I'll bring ice cream

Aria: BRING MINT THIS TIME 🔪

Joonie: bro mint is fucking nasty why 🤮

Sam: bitch that's gross

Jin: bring chocolate

Aria: THE MINT ICE CREAM SLANDER IM NOT HAVING IT

Tae: 🤢

Aria: that's why you not getting yo dick sucked

Tae:💖🧡💛💕💙💓💗

Aria: already lost the chance besty

Tae: fuck you

Aria: I bet you wish you could 🤡

Rat: let's not forget you chased him

Aria: not no more

Kookie: PUTHAYYY POWER 💥

Aria: got him trapped

Tae: wtf

Aria: I'm pregnant

Tae: so get rid of it

Aria: already did king 😫

Yoongi: he got out of that child support real quick

Aria: omg yoongi pedis

Yoongi: please Bitch my feet are crusty atm

Aria: I know I could do paper machè with all the dead skin

Yoongi: let's make a quilt

Aria: @hobis Christmas present

Yoongi: cheap and hand/foot made

Hobi: what? Is? Happening?

Rat: don't ask me

Jimin: feet blankets obvi can I please get in on that pedi