The Cream Team (BTS crack fic)

Chat 14

YALL DID YOU SEE THE NEW ICARLY CAME OUT BRUHHHHH LEGIT MY CHILDHOOD WAR FLASHBACKS ARE RESURFACING ANNAJWAWNSKLDDIX KMS🧍‍♀️🔫

Anyway on w the story

Jin:
Broke boys don't deserve no kitty

Rat:
I KNOW THATS RIGHT

aria:
Big bag bussing out the Bentley bentayga man

birkin bags bardi back and all you bitches fucked

Jin:
It's big bags bussin' out the Bentley Bentayga, man
Birkin bag, Bardi back and all you bitches fucked
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck, huh
Up, then it's up, if it's up, then it's stuck
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck, huh

Rat:
Jin this is an obsession honey

Jin:
Nicki could never

Aria:
Whoop whoop barbs incoming

Yoongi:
Tf you say about Nicki!!!!
I will literally dox you in the entire community
My Stan account has over 12k try me bitch

Kookie:
You do not Stan cardi over nicki 🤮
I thought you were cultured

Rat:
Joon come get your mans

Namjoon:
IVE BEEN TRYING TO TEACH HIM

jin:
YALL just pressed I'm better

Aria:
Better at what? Having a shit music taste? 😮

Hobi:
Gotta stand with the rest of the group
Nicki is better

Tae:
I don't know 🤔

Aria:
Good cause no one asked
For your input🥺💕

Rat:
Aria is on fire
Yes ma'am pop off 😩😉

Jimin:
Hey Tae
Your my soulmate😗but
Your music taste is trash 💕😍
Just like you💋burn🥺✨

Aria:
El oh el 👺

Tae:
I'll punch you 😸

Aria:
Punch this bussy 😻😻
My 12 inch shlong could take you any day💀💀

Jin:
Aria got that good good 🤤🤤

Rat:
Your one more controversial text
From being canceled

Yoongi:
Count your days 👹👹

Hobi:
he's barking at the phone

Jin:
I feel threatened 🤒

Yoongi:
good👹

Tae:
The mute button looking
Mad sexy rn 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Rat:
do it pussy
You won't🙂

Aria:
Do you need a step by step tutorial🥰