namjoon: cream team assemble
Jin: fire
Tae: earth
kookie: water
yoongi: air
aria: long ago these four nations lived in peace
Rat: but it all changed
hobi: when the fire nation
jimin: attacked 🔪
namjoon: ANYgays guys I think im in love
aria: hop on the bus fam we going for a ride
hobi: put yall seatbelts on
yoongi: pshh yolo
kookie: *car crashes*
yoongi: ahhhhhh
aria: *everyone* we told her to buckle up
yoongi: always buckle up
namjoon: no like actually
aria: haha that sucks fam cant relate
tae: what was that aria
aria: oh nothing anygays were not talking about my relationship problems
rat: i think you meant 'our'
aria: why our?
rat: I'm referring to you and tae
aria: me and tae arent dating
rat: yeh but you act like you are
tae: were not getting into this right now another time, please
aria: thank you, namjoon you were saying
namjoon: right, so I might be in love with someone
jin: good for you
namjoon: no not good for me
jin: why?
namjoon: because I don't know how to ask this person out, they don't really focus on anyone but themselves unless it's their friends.
yoongi: sounds oddly familiar
namjoon: it's exactly who you think it is
aria: 🤭
namjoon: and he's really popular and we're friends but IDK how to talk to him
jin: I don't really wanna give you advice for personal reasons but just ask him
hobi: personal reasons
yoongi: another couple will be formed we tried with taria but they refuse to give us what we want
namjoon: but what if it puts a strain on us
jin: then you work to get back to where your friendship was before
tae: I know I'm a hypocrite but you can do it joon
aria: yeh you are a hypocrite but joon were all supporting you
rat: yeh he likes you too so just ask him
namjoon: ok ok
jin: whoever it is is really lucky joon
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The Cream Team (BTS crack fic)
FanficAria: I wish I was the twin that was consumed Jin: no you're just a baby murderer 🤬 🥊 Aria: sad boi hours 😞✌️
