The Cream Team (BTS crack fic)

Chat 11

Aria:
I-I'm such a b-Baka. I s-stutter over t-text🙈💗

Tae:
S-shut TF UP

Rat:
Your not the main character

Aria:
And who said that

Rat:
Me mf

Jin:
I'm gonna have to agree I'm the main character
You are here for comedic relief

Aria:
I'm crying in da club rn

Kookie: I think we're all the main characters
In our own life's

Jimin:
Ok but if I was a main character I'd have a
Love interest

Yoongi:
Your storyline would be a high schooler
who can't keep it in his pants
That gets rejected by a person only to fall in love with them later

Hobi:
Jimin stood at the end of the hallway, slightly peeking his head past the wall of people. He caught sight of the most beautiful being, his name was min yoongi. Sadly min yoongi had a boyfriend, but Jimin wouldn't care until he seen her. Kim aria, the only girl who said no to him, 'un-ironically' quirky, she tripped over her own shoes as she caught eyes with Kim Taehyung. Jimin had a permanent scowl on his face, seeing the interaction made him mad. He was determined to see her again.

Slowly walking past her he pretended to trip on the floor. "Oh my god are you ok?" She asked. Yes! His head yelled, " I'm ok now that we're talking" he said pushing his hair back. He watched intently as a deep blush graced her rather pale cheeks. Or that's what his head thought would happen.

What actually happened was Jimin tripped in front of aria, she simply looked at him with a dumbfounded expression. Her eyes were asking multiple questions, but instead she said "wow short stack your kinda stupid aren't you" Jimin was taken aback. Did Kim aria just ask him if he's dumb? His thoughts asked. "What? No why!?" He asked getting off the floor. " you legit tripped on the ground, the flat ground" arias boyfriend Taehyung said wrapping his arm around aria and proceeded to walk away. Jimin was so in love.

Yoongi:
Hobi your so smart

Hobi:
thank you

Aria:
I like how taria is a thing in this AU

Tae:
no

Aria:
That's fine I don't want what you have anyway

Tae:
Your lying is worse than your grades

Aria:
checkmate bitch I'm passing

Rat:
Barley

Aria:
he didn't need to know that

Jin:
All I'm saying is that I'm the main character

Joonie:
im the protagonists

Tae:
arias Harley Quinn

Aria:
How did you know that was my childhood idol😳

Rat:
if she's Harley Quinn then your the joker🤡