Namjoon added aria
Namjoon added 7 othersNamjoon: Jim would you like to tell the class what happened
Jimin: I'm good
Aria: 😊✌️ what's going on Gucci gamers why have I been summoned to this chat
Tae😈: yeh why am I here
Namjoon: were the smartest people in the grade why else
Aria: correction YOURE the smartest person were all making ends meet 🤡
Jin: speak for yourself peasant
Aria: I came here for a good time and honestly I feel kinda attacked
Jin: suits you
Aria: we are literally cousins how tf am I a peasant and you're not
Jin: you were adopted
Aria: I KNEW it 😤
Namjoon: anyways getting back to the point Jimin spill or I'll do it for you
Jimin: I....
Jimin: well I kinda told everyone in the grade me and aria were fucking 👉👈
Aria: nah fam I'm saving myself for my papi 🤪
Aria: actually he's reading this rn hi papi please put you're kids in me
Namjoon: who is she taking about
Jin: please don't ask
Jimin: no need to wait we can go rn baby 😏
Tae😈: please don't
Hobi: who are we talking about again it's a new one every week with you
Kookie: Who?
Aria: Please do, hi papi how are you on this nice morning
Aria: I see you're looking mad thicc in them black jeans it's doing wonders
for us bystanders 👼Tae😈: god you're so weird. Why am I being attacked like this 😤
Aria: you have no right looking this good for all the girls, you're mInE they can't look ill fight them, hands on sight
Jin: aria said 😘💦😔😤👊👊
Namjoon: she said 🔪🔪
Tae😈: please don't give her hope 🙏🏻
Aria: tae in some churches we get on our knees to pray. If you'd ask I'd get on my knees to suck you off, if you ever get wood in school or in the morning just call me
Tae😈: this is why humanity is so screwed
Jimin: don't turn her down I'll call you anytime I get hard
Yoongi: Jimin stfu, sometimes I ask myself if I'm the smartest human alive then remember I don't want to be alive
Aria: MoOd 😔✌️
Tae😈: you were just-
Tae😈: ya know what never mind
Kookie: you guys are USELESS
Hobi: my teacher just walked by, read the chat and looked at me like
Hobi: and walked away
Aria: my teacher isn't even looking at us I'm in gov clearly STAIRING at tae
Tae😈: I'm lowkey uncomfortable
Tae😈: someone help please
Rat: I was taking a test wassup
Jin: aria is harassing tae with her eyes, so nothing much wby
Rat: I just aced this test shii was so mf easy
Jimin: I don't know anything on it but it is what it is
Aria: tae you look like a snacc can I see the rest of you later?
Tae😈: no
Aria: it wasn't a question, it was a statement I'm coming for you after class
Jin: tae run
Rat:^^
Yoongi:^^^
Kookie:^^^^
Hobi:^^^^^
Namjoon:^^^^^^
Jimin:^^^^^^
Tae😈: I'm out BYE guys see ya later
Aria: he just bolted out class lmao I was joking
Jimin: you can examine me if you want
Aria: y'all hear sum
Rat: no
Kookie: nope
Jin: nada
Namjoon: nainë
Jimin:
Hobi: tae just ran past my class yelling something along the lines of ThAnK gOd
Aria: I wAs JoKiNg (kinda)
Rat: welp taes fucked RIP in peace buddy
Aria: it's his fault for being that sexy
Aria: like bring that ass here boy
Tae😈: I'm at home now so I'm going to sleep
Aria: Gn bby hope you have lots of wet dreams of me 😘🥵👅💦😈
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The Cream Team (BTS crack fic)
FanfictionAria: I wish I was the twin that was consumed Jin: no you're just a baby murderer 🤬 🥊 Aria: sad boi hours 😞✌️