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Namjoon added aria
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Namjoon: Jim would you like to tell the class what happened

Jimin: I'm good

Aria: 😊✌️ what's going on Gucci gamers why have I been summoned to this chat

Tae😈: yeh why am I here

Namjoon: were the smartest people in the grade why else

Aria: correction YOURE the smartest person were all  making ends meet 🤡

Jin: speak for yourself peasant

Aria: I came here for a good time and honestly I feel kinda attacked

Jin: suits you

Aria: we are literally cousins how tf am I a peasant and you're not

Jin: you were adopted

Aria: I KNEW it 😤

Namjoon: anyways getting back to the point Jimin spill or I'll do it for you

Jimin: I....

Jimin: well I kinda told everyone in the grade me and aria were fucking 👉👈

Aria: nah fam I'm saving myself for my papi 🤪

Aria: actually he's reading this rn hi papi please put you're kids in me

Namjoon: who is she taking about

Jin: please don't ask

Jimin: no need to wait we can go rn baby 😏

Tae😈: please don't

Hobi: who are we talking about again it's a new one every week with you

Kookie: Who?

Aria: Please do, hi papi how are you on this nice morning

Aria: I see you're looking mad thicc in them black jeans it's doing wonders
for us bystanders 👼

Tae😈: god you're so weird. Why am I being attacked like this 😤

Aria: you have no right looking this good for all the girls, you're mInE they can't look ill fight them, hands on sight

Jin: aria said 😘💦😔😤👊👊

Namjoon: she said 🔪🔪

Tae😈: please don't give her hope 🙏🏻

Aria: tae in some churches we get on our knees to pray. If you'd ask I'd get on my knees to suck you off, if you ever get wood in school or in the morning just call me

Tae😈: this is why humanity is so screwed

Jimin: don't turn her down I'll call you anytime I get hard

Yoongi: Jimin stfu, sometimes I ask myself if I'm the smartest human alive then remember I don't want to be alive

Aria: MoOd 😔✌️

Tae😈: you were just-

Tae😈: ya know what never mind

Kookie: you guys are USELESS

Hobi: my teacher just walked by, read the chat and looked at me like

Hobi: my teacher just walked by,  read the chat  and looked at me like

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Hobi: and walked away

Aria: my teacher isn't even looking at us I'm in gov clearly STAIRING at tae

Tae😈: I'm lowkey uncomfortable

Tae😈: someone help please

Rat: I was taking a test wassup

Jin: aria is harassing tae with her eyes, so nothing much wby

Rat: I just aced this test shii was so mf easy

Jimin: I don't know anything on it but it is what it is

Aria: tae you look like a snacc can I see the rest of you later?

Tae😈: no

Aria: it wasn't a question, it was a statement I'm coming for you after class

Jin: tae run

Rat:^^

Yoongi:^^^

Kookie:^^^^

Hobi:^^^^^

Namjoon:^^^^^^

Jimin:^^^^^^

Tae😈: I'm out BYE guys see ya later

Aria: he just bolted out class lmao I was joking

Jimin: you can examine me if you want

Aria: y'all hear sum

Rat: no

Kookie: nope

Jin: nada

Namjoon: nainë

Jimin:

Hobi: tae just ran past my class yelling something along the lines of ThAnK gOd

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Hobi: tae just ran past my class yelling something along the lines of ThAnK gOd

Aria: I wAs JoKiNg (kinda)

Rat: welp taes fucked RIP in peace buddy

Aria: it's his fault for being that sexy

Aria: like bring that ass here boy

Tae😈: I'm at home now so I'm going to sleep

Aria: Gn bby hope you have lots of wet dreams of me 😘🥵👅💦😈

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