The Cream Team (BTS crack fic)

Chat 8

Council of cum

Aria: how tf did we ALL get suspended?

Jimin: I didn't think he'd be there

Tae: we had to sneak into a club to get you 😑

Jimin: did I tell you to no so don't blame me

Jin: who tf sneaks in to a club and 'accidentally' makes out with a teacher?

Jimin: it was dark and I was drunk

Aria: your so lucky my parents aren't home 90% of the time

Kookie: unlike most of ours who are pissed

Yoongi: not mine

Joon: yeh because you get suspended monthly

Yoongi: assholes shouldn't be whispering about me🤷🏼‍♀️

Hobi: last time they talked to me was 4 months ago

Yoongi: I wonder why 

Hobi: magic maybe 😮

Aria: i whisper things in they're ears every now and then it keeps them away

Tae: I just look mean ig

Jin: if they even glance at me they are begging to be canceled

Kookie:  can I sleep over at someone's house?

Aria: my parents aren't home so ofc you can

Kookie: I think sammys phone got taken

Aria: why?

Kookie: because she's banging on my window

Aria: don't you live in the second floor

Kookie: yup

Tae: I'm here

Aria: where?

Tae: downstairs

Aria: like in my house?

Tae: yes

Aria: umm why

Jin: you gave everyone an open invitation to your house

Kookie: IM COMING TOO WAIT YOU WHORES

kookie: that's was Sammy

Hobi: can I come aria?

Aria: everyone else is so sure

Jimin: yoongs?

Yoongi: I'm going to sleep

Hobi: please

Yoongi: no

Hobi: yes

Yoongi: no

Hobi: yes

Yoongi: no

Hobi: yes

Yoongi: no

Hobi: no

Yoongi: yes

Yoongi: wait fuck no

Hobi: to late I'm outside

Yoongi: fine ig I'm coming

Hobi: yay

Yoongi: but we're gonna be a bit late

Hobi: why

Jimin: EWW

Hobi: oh waitttt I get it we're gonna be a bit late

Hobi: Jimin come over

Yoongi: sure why not

Jimin: I'm coming

Jin: YOU GUYS ARE SO NASTY I CANT

Aria: This group chat is why I have depression

Tae: come here

Aria: no

Tae: now

Aria: leave me alone

Tae: I'll come to you

Aria: bye

Tae: aria just jumped out the window

Aria: free the aria

Jin: GET IT GURL RUN FROM THE COMMITMENT

kookie: YES BITCH 1 MILE SPRINT ON THAT HOE

Kookie: that was Sammy

Tae: I have a car 😑

Aria: and I have back roads and alleyways

Tae: you wouldn't

Aria: fuck off I would

Joon: we'll be in your house by the time you get back

Aria: ok

Tae: aria I can see you on the swing

Aria: fine I'll get in the car

Tae: good

Joon: so Um everyone is here

Aria: 15 minutes

Jin: what?

Aria: we'll be there in 15 minutes

Kooki: ok

Hobi: ewww

Tae: stfu you literally were doing this

Yoongi: and now we're not

Aria: just make food and wait gawd dam

Kooki: okkk