Council of cum
Aria: how tf did we ALL get suspended?
Jimin: I didn't think he'd be there
Tae: we had to sneak into a club to get you 😑
Jimin: did I tell you to no so don't blame me
Jin: who tf sneaks in to a club and 'accidentally' makes out with a teacher?
Jimin: it was dark and I was drunk
Aria: your so lucky my parents aren't home 90% of the time
Kookie: unlike most of ours who are pissed
Yoongi: not mine
Joon: yeh because you get suspended monthly
Yoongi: assholes shouldn't be whispering about me🤷🏼♀️
Hobi: last time they talked to me was 4 months ago
Yoongi: I wonder why
Hobi: magic maybe 😮
Aria: i whisper things in they're ears every now and then it keeps them away
Tae: I just look mean ig
Jin: if they even glance at me they are begging to be canceled
Kookie: can I sleep over at someone's house?
Aria: my parents aren't home so ofc you can
Kookie: I think sammys phone got taken
Aria: why?
Kookie: because she's banging on my window
Aria: don't you live in the second floor
Kookie: yup
Tae: I'm here
Aria: where?
Tae: downstairs
Aria: like in my house?
Tae: yes
Aria: umm why
Jin: you gave everyone an open invitation to your house
Kookie: IM COMING TOO WAIT YOU WHORES
kookie: that's was Sammy
Hobi: can I come aria?
Aria: everyone else is so sure
Jimin: yoongs?
Yoongi: I'm going to sleep
Hobi: please
Yoongi: no
Hobi: yes
Yoongi: no
Hobi: yes
Yoongi: no
Hobi: yes
Yoongi: no
Hobi: no
Yoongi: yes
Yoongi: wait fuck no
Hobi: to late I'm outside
Yoongi: fine ig I'm coming
Hobi: yay
Yoongi: but we're gonna be a bit late
Hobi: why
Jimin: EWW
Hobi: oh waitttt I get it we're gonna be a bit late
Hobi: Jimin come over
Yoongi: sure why not
Jimin: I'm coming
Jin: YOU GUYS ARE SO NASTY I CANT
Aria: This group chat is why I have depression
Tae: come here
Aria: no
Tae: now
Aria: leave me alone
Tae: I'll come to you
Aria: bye
Tae: aria just jumped out the window
Aria: free the aria
Jin: GET IT GURL RUN FROM THE COMMITMENT
kookie: YES BITCH 1 MILE SPRINT ON THAT HOE
Kookie: that was Sammy
Tae: I have a car 😑
Aria: and I have back roads and alleyways
Tae: you wouldn't
Aria: fuck off I would
Joon: we'll be in your house by the time you get back
Aria: ok
Tae: aria I can see you on the swing
Aria: fine I'll get in the car
Tae: good
Joon: so Um everyone is here
Aria: 15 minutes
Jin: what?
Aria: we'll be there in 15 minutes
Kooki: ok
Hobi: ewww
Tae: stfu you literally were doing this
Yoongi: and now we're not
Aria: just make food and wait gawd dam
Kooki: okkk
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The Cream Team (BTS crack fic)
Fiksi PenggemarAria: I wish I was the twin that was consumed Jin: no you're just a baby murderer 🤬 🥊 Aria: sad boi hours 😞✌️