My Strange Family , The Akatsuki (continued)

Chapter sixteen: weasels like fish!

Zetsu sat to my left and Deidara to my right. We each glared at each other, all having a death wish for the other.the wind blew calmly around us as we glared. The door leading into the base opened, revealing Pein.

"First you'll be playing a game. Unwrap the box then pass it." With that a box was shoved into Deidara's lap, the door slammed shut.

Deidara inspected the box, moving it around in his hands. He shrugged and un wrapped it. Once he was was done unwrapping it, there was more wrapping. In his free hands he held a lollipop and a slip of paper.

"What does the paper say?" I questioned. His eye scanned the paper, frowning as he read it. "Come on and read faster, damn blonde! I guess it is true blondes' can't read."

"It says that I have to play the trust fall game with the person my left." I sighed slowly, I hate trust fall exercises. "I have to fall instead of catch."

Fuck my life, I bet he's all heavy from all of the dangos him and Tobi eat on missions.

I stood up and walked behind him. I was slightly scarred that he might crush me with all his weight. I bet that Tobi is having fun with all the candy he must be getting out of this.

"Don't let me fall, yeah. 'Cause I'll blow you up," he threatened. Let him fall and laugh about it, or be crushed and not incur the wrath of kami...

Damn it, I don't wanna die just yet.

Blondie fell backwards. I simple caught him, but fell backwards in the process. Damn I was fucking right! Deidara's a big fat pig!

"Get... your fat... ass... off!" I yelled out. His fat ass was making it hard to breathe for me. No more dangos for him.

The blonde quickly climbed of and handed the box to me. I carefully unwrapped the box, pulling out a chocolate bar and a piece of paper. It simply read, ' Hug the person to your left.'

Hug the human eating plant monster. Well ain't life swell. Hey that hymned.

Reluctantly I wrapped my arms around Zetsu, then pulled away as quickly as possible. I handed him the box. He did the same as me and unwrapped the box.

"Play duck, duck, goose? THIS IS STUPID!" they said. With that Zetsu sunk into the ground and was gone. That's one less creepy person.

Deidara lifted up the box and unwrapped it. "This really is stupid." I nodded in agreement. "Let's just pretend we're freinds and not talk to each other, maybe then we'll never have to deal with the bullshit, yeah?" he suggested.

"Like fucking hell I want be your friend, even if it's pretend. Ah~ another hymn!"

"Your to stubborn!"

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Why not, yeah."

"A smart blonde, Santa Claus, and a leprechaun are in a kitchen. There is a $100 dollar bill on the floor. Who picks it up? Nobody, because none of them exist."

"Real low. That was real fucking low, hm," Deidara told me.

"Get your damn weasel of my head, Suzume!" a voice yelled out loudly. I began to laugh, how wouldn't. Your having a conversation the suddenly some one screams about a weasel on their head.

"But he likes you!"

"Yeah, liking is so trying to eat someone!"

"He just wants to be your friend!"

"Friends don't eat each other!"

"You don't know that!"

"What kind of fucked up relationships do you have?"

"Oh can it fish face!"

"AHHH!!!"

"Come on, your an Akatsuki, a weasel can't cause that much pain!"

"How would you know how it feels!?"

"Your being a big baby Kisame!"

I turned over to Deidara who was laughing his ass off. I didn't blame him. Just imagine Kisame running around the base with a weasel biting onto his head as Suzume chased after him, trying to calm him down.

"Damn that's funny, yeah?" he asked. I nodded in agreement. Using the hand that wasn't holding my hurt ribs. You know when you laugh so hard your ribs hurt, you sorta cry, and your face is as red as a beat. Yep that's me. "You're not all that bad, your just annoying, hm."

"I'm not annoying!"

"How about this, yeah. Let's call a truce, if we put our brains together we can prank together and get Itachi."

"Why the hell would I work with you!?"

"I won't blow up your clothes and help you with Zetsu, yeah."

"... You make a hard bargain. Deal, but I want to still prank you."

"If you prank me, I'll prank you, yeah."

"Like your transy ass can fucking do that!"

"I'll make you eat those words! You'll need my help one day and I won't help you!"

"Like I would need you damn help! Why don't you just leave!"

"It's not like I joined this fucked up organization willingly!"

It occurred to me, maybe he was always pranking me to at least find something to make him happy. Maybe I was the only one who fell for these pranks.

"Maybe you should say your sorry?" a voice asked in my head. Damn you conscious, why must you always make me go against my pride!?

"Fine," I mumbled softly. "Sorry for angering you. As much as this hurts me and causes me misery, will you be my friend?" I asked.

"Why would I be your friend, yeah?" he looked away. "Sure, I'll be your friend, but that doesn't mean anything!"

"Agreed!"

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Yes Toro was trying to eat Kisame and I laughed as I wrote it!

Oh yeah happy birthday EmberJay!