One shot book (Country humans)

State Madness

Washington: *sigh* finally I i was able to prevent Florida from visiting me this month.

Florida : you thought

Washington: why Good God? Why?!

Florida: OMG you are actually crying.

Washington: whyyyyyyyyyyy???

Florida: Hey is this a real gun? *bam!!!* Yes it is and now I have a real bullet hole

Washington: whyyyyyyyy?

Florida: I am go bathroom now.

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New York: so you have a big city that people know you most on?

California: mhm

New York: and now they traveled to raid Washington

California: mhm

New York: and now your crime against cop increased

California: mhm

New York : stop copying me bro

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Pennsylvania: I am going to act like a state!

All the other states: US TOO!!!

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UK: How is it like being the eldest of 50 siblings?

Delaware: well imagine you are supposed to do two jobs and 50 monsters want to you make fail miserably. And then it ends up like a battle royal between people you love.

UK:......*sips cup* So what are those two jobs?

Delaware: make sure no one dies and the house doesn't burn down

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Florida: WHAT ARE WE DOING?!

All Southern States: REVOLTING!

Florida: Why are we REVOLTING?!

All Southern States: BECAUSE THEY CLOSED MCDONALDS BECAUSE OF COVID!!!

Delaware: *tied up*Texas you too!

Texas: I want my pancakes Deli. I WANT MY PANCAKES!

Delaware: oh no what should I do?

Washington : *tied up*nothing

Delaware: oh you too? When did they tie you up?

Washington: earlier when I tried to stop them....Like awhile actually.

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UK: What is going on here?

France: Oh Mon Amor America needed someone to take care of his kids and I thought we be best to do that.

UK: So lemme get this straight you decided to help him out by taken in all 50 OF THEM!

France: Oui!

UK: *sigh* how long?

France: A week Mon Amor.

UK: At least time is tolerable.

New York: we are right here ya know?!

UK: I am aware of that and since you are here there are rules.