This started out as an ask or dare but I got no request so it is now a oneshot book and all the details are in the authors note.
Also credit the artist of the cover:https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/ee/e8/95eee828f3d99ad3be3e2d13199f9064.jpg
"Listen I need you to state these things after you do the other ones kay?" , Washington said as he kept piling up the Lone Star's paper work and pulling up the Texan's hat.
"Ya know I don't like doing these", Texas complain pulling his hat back unto his face. He wish Washington waited 5 more minutes before waking him up. He was having the best dream too.
"It is either this or you represent", Washington stated and then continued,"I don't remember the last time you did it".
Texas thought for a moment. "If I represent will you do my paperwork", Texas asked.
"Yes and I will even give you a free day", Washington offered.
Texas thought for moment. Paperwork versus social interaction. Which would he survive on? A free day did sound nice. "Fine when is the meeting?", Texas finally decided.
"Great! Around 4o'clock this evening" , Washington said as he walked off far away from the grumpy Texan.
Texas on the other finish is pouty fit and walked towards his room to find a good suit to wear. Unfortunately he didn't find alot of them. Now that he thinks of it he can't think about the last time he even wore a suit. Was cowboy hats dress code for meetings? Texas sure hoped not.
Texas was finally ready now in his suit. He decided to stop by the mirror so see what a moron he looked like.
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He decided after a long stare down with his reflection that he didn't look half as bad as he thought he would.
He then got on his horse and rode off. He knew the routes would probably make him late but he didn't care we wanted to go in style.
(Time skip) Texas found a place to park his horse. He got out the portable bins and poured thr gallons of water he brought. "Thanks Bonnie for taking me here", He said as he petted the horse goodbye. Bonnie neighed back at him seemly smiling.
"You're the best", Texas said before walking off to the building. He wish they had someone else do this, but it was this between paperwork. Texas sighed. The inside was just as boring as the outside. Why did California love going here so much ? It is legit a bar without the acholol busy and useless.
"Finally a true American Representative", Texas heard someone mutter. If this was another case he would've shot the mother f*cker, but he representing everybody. He had alot more to loss than some blood.
"Hey are you the Cowboy state?"
"Do cousins really f*ck each other down there?"
"Do you work for anyone?"
Texas ingored all the questions and went straight towards the meeting room. He swore that if he opened his mouth once something not appropriate for the time would come out. Texas sighed again. He really hated this place. It was so crowded and most of the people here were either kids or ancient.
"Do you know that shoes could contain over 100000000 bacteria ", Indonesia stoped the Texan.
"Look lemme go do what I need to do and then I'd be out of your hair", Texas said trying to have at least confrontation as possible.
"No you are not in my hair", Indonesia chuckles creepily.
"Can I just go?", Texas asked very annoyed at this point.
"No floor filth", Indonesia said with a psychotic look in his eyes.
This was the last straw for Texas. He pulled out his gun and then.
BAM!
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"That's why I shot him", Texas said hanging his head in shame. He should've kept his anger under control.
"No really it was my fault. I don't know what came over me", Indonesia said barely remembering the encounter.
"You think maybe it has to do with the recent fights?", UN said with emotionless face.
"I dunno but maybe they said they experienced similar things", Indonesia said as they thought for a bit.
"Today is just my day", Texas muttered.
"I know you must have not been informed this but guns are not allowed in the premise", ASEAN stated the light in his glasses blocking most his pupils.
"I take it I will not be getting my gun back?", Texas said tapping his arm.
"You are let off with a warning since you seem to be new", EU said.
"Indonesia", UN said looking at the paper, "this is your 5th fight this week you will be suspended find someone to represent you".
"Understood", they said glaring a bit at Texas.
"Alright with that I think we are finished", EU said excorting them outside.
"Wait what about my meeting?", Texas asked a bit worried that Washington would be mad.
"It has been postponed", UN answered this time. He gave a last glare at Texas before closing the door.
"What's their deal?", Texas muttered as he headed towards the elevator only to be pulled back by an unknown force called Indonesia.
"Listen you need to come with me and my friends", they said.
"And why should I do favors for a stranger", Texas spat out. He clearly was not having a good day.
"It is more for yourself than fucking us!", Indonesia nearly yelled.
"5 minutes to convince me to come", Texas said to Indonesia.
