One shot book (Country humans)

France X UK (+creep)

It is a official the internet has ruined me.  Okay mega trigger warning to, mild swearing, mentions of hiding from a parent, parnoina and creepy actions by the villian

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It was a beautiful day out in the woods on top of lava.  Ahhhh yes a volcano is the perfect honey moon for  our dear Britain and France. . .

Oh and all their kids but who gives a single damn about them.  Children are monsters that are supposed to be cared for then put to work. 

Britain was extra handsome today.  France.... not so much,  but her beautiful eyes made up for it. 

"Um excuse me but why are you filming my brother and his wife!?", America the party crasher snuck up behind me.  He always ruined my time taking pictures of such beauty.

"Oh I am sorry I didn't know you own the forest and how do you even know I am specifically filming your brother!?", I yelled but also lied. 

"Call it a hunch for now bit later I will find evidence and I will put you behind bars", America threatened me.  Honestly you'd think that he would called the cops by now, but I guess he is dumber than I gave him credit for. Anyway I went to filming my beauty and his mate.

Then all of a sudden they leave that blasted America must have something to do with it!

(Meanwhile)
(Third POV)

"Thanks for the advice Ames I'd thought I'll never get oof that bloody grass", UK said to his brother.  Well adopted brother ,but yall don't really care for that.

"No it was not for that reason", America shamefully admitted. 

"You not still scared Dad might find us?", UK asked a bit worried about his brother.

"No someone else", America said scanning the tree line of the woods.

"I swear if you found something else to be paranoid about Ill-".

"I swear I have a legit reason now", America defended himself. 

"Like that North Korea fellow or China?", UK replied kinda snarkley now upset.

"No! He was filming you guys" America blurted out quietly.

"You know this for certain?" UK asked in a more serious manner now knowing that America wasn't just being paranoid again.

"Yeah I saw someone zoomed into you guys kissing", America said cringing at the memory. 

"Gross", UK commented trying to process the information.  "Bloodly gross", He repeated again. 

America was now regretting telling Britain.  Oh Well it was too late now.  America ceiled his own fate.