Needed to write something before I go insane

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It was a normal day in the UN office until a familiar American burst dragging China with him.   Everyone who was actually on time for the meeting were confused by the sudden entrance.

"My boy what is the meaning of this?", Uk asked before sipping the tea from the tea pot.

America was silent and just stood up and got out a white board and wrote 3 words in a terrible handwriting.  Which were China, piss, and off in that order.  The chinese man simply sighed and mumbled things under his breath.

"What was that Chin Cong Chang", America said in a very angry tone.

"F**k u", China said to America.

"America simply erased the board and drew a snickers bar and pointed to both China and Russia.  Everyone was confused.

"You are the shithead", China said standing from his seat.

America just simply started to wave his arms and tried to angrily draw on the board.  No one could really tell what it was or what was really actually happening at this point.  Just as a familiar German  ran into the room with spray bottles and chased America and China.

"um...Mon cher why are you drinking tea from the actual pot?'France asked the UK.

"DAt you ask? Out of all the things happening that is what you ask?!"Russia yelled at France.

"DOn't talk to my wife that way", the UK said standing up from his seat and throwing the tea pot at Russia's head.

Russia then threw his chair at the UK and the UK returned it with punching Russia which seemed to start WWIII in the room.  Now the countries were in chaos and some of them decided to just warm up some popcorn and watch from a distance.

UN stepped out of the backroom, but seeing all the chaos he went back in.

Ahh another normal day at the UN office.

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