One shot book (Country humans)

madness

Texas: I am sorry

California: But I Thought you were loyal!!!

Texas: Ya should've known the game was rigged from the start
-drops phone in water-

California: Nooooooooooooooo

-static noises-

Russia and Germany: -being friends and not fighting -

Japan: All the signs are there
-writes everything down and leaves it on table to go restroom-

USSR: -sad Communist noises-

-static-

UK: -goes into cafeteria looks around and then locks the door and began dancing-

-static-

Canada: How was it like meeting dad.

France: well when I saw your dad I thought he was the man of my dreams but I soon found out-

UK: Honey where is the tea!

France: I was wrong

-static-

FBI: -gets out of vent and goes through Germany 's computer history- why?....

-static-

(Phillipines recording)

America : -facing a mirror-
🎵Beep beep I am a sheep cause beep beep I am a sheep 🎵

Phillipines: -laughter and camera shakes-

America: -turns around- .....

Phillipines: go on it was beautiful

America: ........

Phillipines: Go on
- burst in laughing-

America: Tell no one

-light flicker-

Phillipines: ahhh no its a demon -ryns with camera-

-static-

Washington: it is always werid to watch the security cameras

UN: welcome to "mature" countries

Washington: Yeah I guess everything is nonsense although I wonder how you got a recording of the the states in my house and the house of all the other people here?

UN: ......

Washington: -sigh-
don't worry we are also always watching

-static-

Florida: I like Emus

Australia: I hate you

Florida: I like trains

-trains runs over Roman empire-

England: Noooooo!

Flordia: Washington why do I have so many enemies?

Washington: I wonder why

-static-

People in the 1900s: okay the moment of truth

-baby is born-

Baby: -is a girl-

People in the 1900s: what a disappointment

-static-

America: -minding his business-

New York: AHHHHHHHHH

CALIFORNIA: AHHHHHHHHH

Virginia: ahhhhhhhh

Maryland : ahhhhhh

-static-

(We should all know this meme)

Russia: -post picture-

Germany: -comments- America is drowning in the background

Russia: -replies- I know isn't it beautiful

-static-

British Empire: I shall take over America

Reich: I shall take over the World!

Hydra : I will take over the Galaxy!
You always gotta think bigger

America: is this why you tied me up??

-static-

UK : I hate you

America: I hate you too

UK : have a terrible day at school

America: and you at work!

-static-

Me : sometimes I wonder what I should do in life

Russia: -russian vodka noises-

Me: why can't you leave me in peace?

Russia: it been a month

Me: a month for what?!

Russia : SINCE YOU LADT UPDATED ANYTHING

me : OH POOP A RAT!