Russia: You sure you're alright America?
America: yes why?
Russia: Your left arm is on fire, your hair is wet and your right leg is on ice.
America: oh yeah that's normal.
*static *
Belltrus: What's wrong with him?!
Russia: he has caught the gay
Belltrus : NOT THE GAY!
Russia : yes the gay.
Belltrus: is there a cure?
Russia: there is no cure
Belltrus: but why him?
Russia: I don't know
*Ukraine fanboying over Canada *
*static *
America: *breathes*
Half the World: You motherfucker
*static*
Flordia: *existing*
Texas: So what are you thinking about?
Flordia: How bees ingore all physics by their wings being too small to account for their body but yet they can still fly. Now this is impossible for insect that small so how can they fly jut we can't?
Texas: wait one damn moment
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One shot book (Country humans)
RandomThis started out as an ask or dare but I got no request so it is now a oneshot book and all the details are in the authors note. Also credit the artist of the cover:https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/ee/e8/95eee828f3d99ad3be3e2d13199f9064.jpg
