One shot book (Country humans)

Who's your daddy?😉

"So lemme get this straight the whole head of security could not not stop a child?", UN said has he held Florida in my hands.

"That is not a child", Mexico said.

"I doubt it is even human", Russia added.

Florida just stared at them with an innocent look. He totally didn't burn down 2 buildings and probably stabbed every country that was cold on the way. Nah he just sat there and watched everything magically float into place.

"...", UN said nothing in disappointment. He really was starting to wish that America hadn't retired and dealt with this.

"Mister I am hungry", Florida said tugging on UN's sleeve. Maybe if he acted like Hawaii people will pay attention.

"Okay lemme see what we have in the coffee room", UN said walking towards the break room.

Russia and Mexico were in shock that UN didn't beloved them ,but come on that kid is a monster. He nearly blew up half the place. What were they supposed to do?

--Meanwhile----

"48"

"49"

"Where is 50? OKAY SOMEONE IS MISSING ROLE CALL?!", America yelled across the house. He had saved enough money to go into retirement and mainly focused on his kids from now on ,but with such big lot one of are bound to go missing so when this happens he goes to go check the yard and throughout the house.

"Okay we are missing Florida..EVERYONE GO IN GROUPS AND SEARCH EVERYWHERE. RHONE ISLAND YOU ARE WITH ME!", America said as he finished the role call. Where could Florida possibly be?

---Meanwhile---

"So are an orphan country or do you have a parent", UN asked grabbing himself some coffee.

"I dunno about a parent but I have a dad", Florida said playing with his Mickey Mouse hat that he totally didn't steal from California's closet.

"Um so do you know his name", UN asked sitting himself down at his desk.

"Um no but I can describe him", Florida said.

"Okay go ahead I will check my file", UN said getting out his file of workers.

"Um he is red blue and white", Florida said.

"That narrows down very little anything else", UN asked.

"I dunno I am trying to describe the picture I have here", Florida said looking at a picture of his dad.

"Can I see that?", UN asked.

"Sure", Florida handed him the picture.

UN jumped up when he saw the picture. 'America got kids? Nah that can't be his kid. The kid is so ...stupid and he is soooo ...well he is stupid but not that stupid', UN thought as he stared at Florida.

EU slammed the door opened and yelled "Hey my Countries still need help so are you going to help?!". The room was silent and EU just looked at Florida. "Who's that?" He demanded an answer.

"Just a kid who lost their parent", Un said.

"Oh who's their daddy?", EU asked

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