One shot book (Country humans)

Bonus for one of my books

Funny things related but have nothing to do with the storyline of the book.

America: How do you states open the portals?

California: Yes

America: That is not a vaild reply

California: Yes.

*static noises*

England: What the Bloody hell just happened?

Scotland: *looks around* I dunno.

Wales: Guys I am scared.

North Ireland: Seems like we teleported. 

UK: Guys please calm down we need to think our way out of here.

England: How in the bloody hell do you think we are to get out?

UK; I honestly don't know.

*static noises* 

America: Alright who done it?!

Canada: Done what?

America: USED UP ALL MY GOD DAMN PHONE BATTERY!

Australia: Not me or New Zealand we were upstairs the entire time.

France: I was talking to  Toriel and Toriel to me. 

America: That leaves Sans or Papyrus. 

Sans: i was sitting here watching TV

Papyrus: I was in the kitchen with Canada. 

America: Alright someone is lying.  You all have albys ,but can they be proven. 

Toriel: what do you mean by that 

America: I mean that we solid eviendence in order for your albys to be proven.

Sans: what kind of evindence?

America: The kind that proves you incconent. 

Papyrus: hmmm There is a stain on Canada's clothes that proves he was in the Kitchen. 

Canada: and since I was in the kitchen I can vouch that Papyrus was in the Kitchen.

America: Okay you two are out. Now for the rest of ya.

*California falls at just the right time and her and America have that moment in the book*

*staic noises*

America: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PEGIUN GO THE TEA? TAKE A LOOK AT ME A PEIGUN YOU WILL SEE.

Washinton: PEGUIN'S ATTENTION! PEGUIN's BEGAN. LEFT FOOT 

*most of the states to the song and Russia is watching from the outside*

Russia: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?! and HOW IS THIS PRODUCTIVE IN ANY WAY?!

Ukraine: How is spying on America and his states productive?

Russia: Well I can't wrap my head around how he beat our dad in the cold war, but all I get is this nonsense. 

Ukraine: Then you got your answer.  Nonsense won the cold war. 

Russia: You know I won't acept that.  They must have something that boosted them.

Ukraine: um..okay you do you.  I am going to go eat with Belarus and Kakazakhstan.

Russia: Yeah Yeah *continues to spy*

*Static noises*

Random Country: So Cuba what is the real reason you left the U.S.A

*transtions to flashback*

Texas: OH COUNTRY ROAD TAKE ME HOME!

California: GIVE ME BACK MY MAKEUP!

New York: NO!

Oklama; DOES ANYONE WANT  SOME FRIED BANNAS!

Portia Rico: NO THANKS!

Flordia: YES THROW IT ON ME!

Massachusetts:  no thank you

Alaska: are you okay there bud?

Cuba: I want the man who calls himself our father.

Alaska: okay why? *starts to dial number* 

Cuba: revolution....

*out of flashback*

Random Country: you okay there bud?

Cuba: Revolution.....

*static noises* 

(Okay the moment you been waiting for the story of Ink's betryal but it is in a nutshell)

Ink: so when AUs travel to Aus.  It creates more Aus.  Let's destroy that ability 

 Blue: no

Dream: no 

Error: do whatever I don't care

Ink: *destroys* 

Blue:no

Dream: NO *slaps Ink*

Ink:*slaps Dream but harder*

Blue:You monster

Dream:we leave

*leaves*

Ink: I am now lonely, but at least the mutliverse is safe.  

*Britain falls into the void causing a rift in the multiverse*

Ink:why? *cries*