Izuku POV
So right now it's around 3:00 AM and I'm running away from Dadzawa and Endervawhore
Flashback
So i'm on patrol fighting some person who looks like a shark. I really wonder if theres a quirk for everything. Like a spider quirk would someone look like a spider with spider abilities . Welp I'm fighting this guy WITHOUT MY QUIRK and he also came at me first so I can't really get in legal trouble.
While fighting I see Aizawa was watching no analyzing me from on top of a roof. When I finish fighting the shark dude I knock him out with my tranquilizer gun and tie him up with zip ties. "Hey pencil tip you can come get this guy if you want". Eraser then drops down and looks at me. "You realize I have to capture you right". Eraser questions tiredly. "Yup" I answer while finishing calling the police.
"Bye pencil tip" I say while running away. I wonder if hes following me. I turn around to be met with a huge fireball. Thank the lord my clothes are fireproof. "THAT WAS TO RECKLESS ENJI" Eraser yells at Endevawhore. "I DONT CARE SHOTA I NEED TO KILL THIS VILLIAN" The fireman yells while throwing another fireball. I then do the dumbest thing I could evert think of
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Flashback over
I stop and quickly dodge the fireball and quickly run at the fireman. Once I was in front of him I dropped kicked him in the balls. If I told you the scene in front of me was funny that would be an understatement. The number 2 prohero is clutching his probably 4 inch banana in pain. I quickly took out my phone and snapped some pictures as some added on black mail which includes quirk marriages, child abuse, etc etc. I'm also gonna send this to Todoroki and Dabi. They would love this.
While HAPPILY snapping my pictures I just HAD to be interrupted. What I mean is Dadzawa captured me. I could've gotten out but I think it's time Dadzawa knows what i'm doing. Plus I feel bad for giving him so much paperwork I mean he did help save me from an abusive household. I let him carry me to the station and into the investigation room. I didn't say a word cause I know I will bust out laughing.
He sets me down on the chair and puts some quirks erasing handcuffs that don't work on me but I don't say anything. He gets out some regular cuffs as well and cuffs me to the chair so I cant leave. These cuffs are so uncomfortable. When Dadzawa came in I saw the human Lie detector with him.
"Hello we're here to ask you some questions." I nod cause I really dont wanna laugh.
"Ok can you take off your mask" I nod. I looked at Eraser and took off his mask. The expression on Erasers face made me bust out laughing. "Hey Dadzawa" I saw smiling sweetly. He looked at me and I promise you I heard him call me a problem child.
"Ok let's finish this Lie detector guy turn in your quirk" I say looking at him and he complies. First of all I don't use my quirk during patrol and everyone I fought has came at me first which counts as self defence and I haven't killed anyone *Yet*." I mumble the last part. "Everything he said is surprisingly true you're free to go" The detective said.
Dadzawa took off all the handcuffs while glaring at me.
The Next Day
I now sadky need someone watching me all- day to make sure I dont do some thing stupid. Sadly I still have to go back to school. I got and got ready wearing this
When I went down stairs THANKFULLY Dadzawa could keep it in he's pants. I happily skipped to my seat and ate my breakfast. Of sourse Dadzawa and I chugged our coffee and brought another 5 cups with us so we survive the day. I don't think this is healthy but WHO cares
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Vigilante Deku
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