A Thing

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I wrote this random little scene because I'm helping a friend write a book. By helping I mean I'm popping off and writing it. I'm not tagging them because I don't want them to know I published it here :3 It's my thing I guess so it really doesn't matter but eh. If you do see this. . .uh, hey. Please don't spam me.

    “Gogy, Gooogiiiiii, you are a certified bottom.” The robotic voice said startling everyone in the call because so far there hadn’t been a lot of donations.

“What?” George said after he realized what the dono meant.

“Wot? I am Gogy and I am Bri-ish.” Sapnap’s bad British accent rang out. “George, you know Dream would top you. I would let Dream top me.” 

“What? Sapnap!” Dream hadn’t been paying attention until Sapnap had called his name. 

“Dream, come on, like I’d top you. You’re six-foot-freaking-three. Or that you’d let George top you. I know a bottom when I see one.”

“Why would you say that Sapnap? Oh, thanks seriphinaphantom2985 for gifting 25 subs! Chat, remember to thank whoever gifted you a sub.” George tried to intervene and distract them with subs but to no avail.

“Because it’s true! I am a man of God, I would never lie to you Gorgyworgy.” He really wished he wasn’t streaming so that he could flip Sapnap off.

Dream could sense a fight brewing and decided to cut in before it got worse. He knew there were going to be so many Dad-Dream Compilation videos coming out after but he had to do something. “Now, now, uh, children. Don’t fight-GEORGE!”

On screen George’s character sprinted over and whacked Dream’s with a netherite sword. In the in-game chat the message Dream was slain by Georgenotfound using Gogy. 

“George!” Sapnap screamed into his mic making everyone wince, “You hit Dad!”

George said nothing only giggled a little as Dream complained about how he hadn’t set his bed and was now all the way back at spawn. Chat berated him and told him not to kill Dad. He even caught a glimpse of someone saying “dont hit ur daddy” and another (probably the same person) “ur ging to b puniched.” No one ever claimed their chat could spell

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