5 reasons why...
Hello world is a stupid thing to start learning python with.
Eating a bagel without socks is a little homo, no offense.
Learning the alphabet backwards would be so cool.
Piercing ears is painful.
Meeting people on time is a pain.
Evelyn, Evelyn is a jam.
Goodnight Moon is the best children's book ever.
Elephants should be our new leaders.
Tracy the Turtle will forever haunt my sleep.
Abracadabra must always be used out of context.
Bison are furries. Change my mind.
Adagio was only put on this earth to mock me.
Google could probably inhabit a small island.
Eleanor Rigby is hard to learn to play on the piano.
Licking slides at elementary schools is unsanitary.
Pans must always be the unstick kind to make baking easier.
Life on the ocean is rough.
Effort is never really put in until the day before the project is due.
All penguins are poggers.
Systematically speaking sounds silly.
Even thought you read this, do you understand it?
AN/
Now we're at the end I want to say this whole thing was made in like 4 minutes. There is a stupid easy code to crack, and usually I would've tried some cool cipher but eh. Content is content is content.
