Jake, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Drew: How?
Jake: How what?
Drew: How could they be worse?
Jake: They couldn't, I lied.
Drew:
Liam:
Henry: I got back from my date with lettuce
Jake: *Screams*
Drew: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Henry: Should we do something?!
Liam, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Jake: Zander and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Luke: *Sighing* What did Zander do?
Jake: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Zander: Who wants a steering wheel?
Jake, tending to Drew's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Drew: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Zander: Where are you going?
Luke: To get ice cream or commit a Murder, I'll decide on the way there
Hailey: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Jake: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Zander: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Hailey: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Zander: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Zander: Hah! 5! You know what that means?
Milly: What?
Zander: That you're a child.
Jake: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
Jake: Where's Luke, Hailey and milly?
Sean: They're playing hide and seek.
Jake: Where?
Zander: I don't think you get how this game works.
Jake: Okay, help me please!
Zander: Got two words for you.
Jake: I bet they won't be helpful.
Zander: Your problem.
Jake: I was right
*Liam's helping Drew out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Henry: How does Drew look?
Jake: WAY better than you
Henry: Jake I swear to god-
Jake: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Zander: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Hailey: I got distracted about halfway through.
Milly: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Btw Thank you for checking out my story, quotes are not mine
This is my first chapter of my first book so I hope you enjoy
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