Incorrect Quotes 7- Lander

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Hailey: [Patting Luke and Zander on the back] Good job gays.

Zander: Did you mean to say gu-

Hailey: Did I stutter?

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Zander: *Yawn*

Luke: Heh, being pretty must be tiring for you.

Zander: -half asleep- then you must be exhausted..

Luke:...

Zander:... *realizes what he said*

Zander: *Turns red and passes out*

Luke: ZANDER!!

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Zander, clenching his fists: Fight me.

Luke, standing behind him, shaking his head, holding a knife: [Mouths] Do not.

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Drunk luke: Zander has such pretty eyes

Zander: *Blushing*

Drunk luke: OH MY GAWH DON'T TELL ZANDER I SAID THIS-

Zander smirking: Don't worry I wont.

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Zander: Today we learned about gaylaxies

Zander's mind: oh no

Jake: so if we have gaylaxies, then we must have biaxies to!

Milly: We probably have the whole community!

Luke: then I'm in the panaxy!

Zander: Luke you too?!

Sean: Wait- what about the straight people? 


Milly: Stralixies 👁👄👁

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Luke: no! I'm more of a simp than you do cus I simp for you!

Zander: no! I'm a simp! For you too!

Jake: And they call me the simp-

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Luke: Do you guys have any cute nickname ideas for my boyfriend (Zander)?

Hailey: Sugar

Jake: Honey!

Milly: Flour.

Sean: Eggs

Milly: 1/2 table spoon of butter

Jake: Stir

Hailey: Pour into a pan

Sean: Preheat to 350 degrees

Luke:

Luke: nvm, Ill just call him sweetheart.

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Stacy: I dont Love You

Luke: I dont Love You to.

Stacy: Yes we Meant To Hate Eachother

Luke: Yes We Meant To Be That 

Stacy: I wish I Can Be With you As Long I Hate You forever Luke..

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