⚠Cussing warning⚠
Drew: Dude I wasn't that drunk last night
Jake: Dude you asked zoey if she was single
Drew: Oh no-
Henry: And she said no
Drew: Oh ok that's good
Liam: And she said she already had 2 boyfriends
Drew: ok goo- WAIT 2 BOYFRIENDS!?
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Luke *Drunk*: Heyyyy zandarrrrr can you pcik me upppppp. I'm drunkkkk
Luke *Still drunk*: Oh nvm I'mmmmm home-
Zander: Yes I know your home because I'm the one who picked you up
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Hailey: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Jake: Three words.
Hailey:
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Jake: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Zander: Go the fuck to sleep
Jake: What gif I don't want to?
Zander: Fuck You
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Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Hailey:
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*In ep 4 when jake gives luke the idea to write a song*
Jake: Here's some advice
Luke: I didn't ask for any
Jake: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Sadie: I'm going to take you out
Stacy: great, it's a date!
Sadie: I meant that as a threat.
Stacy: See you at five!
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Hailey: You can never lose an argument if you say 'Shut the fuck up'
Drew: Yes, you can
Hailey: Shut the fuck up
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Drew: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Jake: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Drew: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Henry: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Drew: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Liam: edible
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Jake: Hi Hailey
Hailey: Hey jake
Jake: Can I tell you something?
Hailey: What?
Jake: You were way to drunk last night
Hailey: What no I wasn't!
Jake: Oh yeah you called a taxi to take you home after the party
Hailey: So... I don't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving
Jake: Hailey... The party was at your house-
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*Texting*
Zander: LUKE I LOST MY PHONE!!
Luke: Babe?
Zander: I CANNOT FIND IT ANYWHERE!
Luke:
Zander: I HAD IT JUST A SECOND AGO AND NOW ITS GONE
Luke: Hon are you high?
Zander: Why would I be?
Luke: What are you doing right now?
Zander: Texting you
Luke: Do you get it?
Zander: IT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION! WHERE IS MY PHONE!?
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Jake: Haeliy where are you? I need you to pikc mew upp i'm drunkkk
Hailey: Uhh jake...
Jake: Wath?
Hailey: I'm right beside you-
Jake: So you going to pikc me up or what?
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Drew: ZANDER I JUST SAW THE MOST SCARIEST CLOWNS ON THE STREET!! IT LOOKED SO UGLY!!!
Zander: Wtf is a mirror doing on the streets?
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*When jake was a teacher*
Jake: Ok so today we have to learn about water *Yarns*
The whole class:
Jake: *Looks at classroom*
Jake:
The whole class:
Jake: You know what? screw it- Go play in the playground, Throw chairs at each other or even start a freaking war for all I care about. I'm going to bed *Exits classroom*
The whole class: ...
Milly: He would make a great teacher
Drew: I-
Zander: Well Imma leave before someone in here actually starts a war in here.
Drew: No one is going to do tha-
The whole class: *Throwing stuff at each other*
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Zander: I hate it when people ask "What is the most stupid thing you've ever done?". It's bold of you to assume I'm stupid.
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Sean: How is it like living with zander
Luke: Once I asked for a glass of water when he was angry and he gave me a glass of ice and asked me to wait for it to melt-
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Authors note: Sup I hope you liked this chapter, Sorry for not uploading for a bit. I have 2 other stories, if you want check them out.
Stay safe and happy guys :D
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LosoweSo this is Tmf Incorrect quotes I will try to update as soon as possible This might have swear words so heads up Also ps The book cover will be updated soon I just need some time
