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Hailey: Jake was banned from the Chicken shack so we had to go out of town to buy it
Jake: Its not my fault! It said "all you can eat". The should not have put it up if they didn't mean it
Hailey, Facepalming: Jake, YOU ATE A FUCKING CHAIR!
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Hailey: You have to apologize to Jake
Zander: Fine.
Zander: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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*The club is over at Sean's house*
Zander: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Sean: ...N-No...
Sean, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Hailey, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Jake: I see a-
Sean, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Luke: Oh, well I-
Milly: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Milly, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Jake: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Zander: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Sean: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Sean: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Sean, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Milly: I didn't know you was so rich with ovens...
Luke, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Sean:
Hailey: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Sean:
Sean, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Hailey: How many fucking knives do you even have in there?!
Luke: [shrugs as he's pulling out knives of his clothes] Now that I think about it, I don't know actually. I have a bunch in my clothes, some in my jacket, two in each boot, and one in a hidden pocket you know... just in case.
Hailey: [horrified] In case of what?!?
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Jake: So, what is zander to you?
Luke: The reason I wake up every morning
Jake: ...that's adorable
Zander, earlier that morning, jumping on Luke′s bed, smacking pans together: WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER! WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER! WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER! WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER! WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER!
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Zander: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Hailey: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Zander: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Zander: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Luke: Mind your language!
Zander: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Luke:
Zander: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Hailey: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Jake, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Daisy: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Daisy and Sean, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Hailey: Our turn, Jake! One, two, three- vanilla!
Jake, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Jake: Dammit, Zander!
Zander: What?! It wasn't me!
Jake: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Hailey!
Hailey: Not me either.
Jake: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Luke: *whistles*
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Jake: Here you go zander a nice hot cup of coffee
Zander: Oh, its cold
Jake: Nice cup of coffee
Zander: It tastes horrible
Jake: A cup of coffee
Zander: This tastes like apple juice, didn't i ask for a coffee
Jake: A cup
Zander: This is a bowl
Jake: ...
Zander: ...
Jake: Let me rephrase that...
Jake: Here you go zander a horrible cold bowl of apple juice
Zander: You drink this sh!t
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