Hey guys. There is swearing in this chapter so if you don't like it click off
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Hailey: Milly you need to stop mixing shakespearean English with mordern English
Zander: Mhm
Milly: I swear to the heavens if't be true thee sayeth one more word I'll yeet thee across this cubiculo
Luke: What the actual fuck
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Zander's Mom: I know you snuck out last night, Zander and Hailey.
Hailey: Play dumb!
Zander: Who's Zander and Hailey???
Hailey: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Luke: Yo is Stacy sleeping or dead?
Zander: Hopefully dead, I hate her guts.
Lander fans who are mad at stacy: Yeah, so did I.
Stacy: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Hailey, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Zander: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Liam: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Jake will and will not eat.
Henry: Grass? Yes!
Liam: Moss? Yes!!
Henry: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Liam: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Milly: Worms? Sometimes!
Henry: Rocks? Usually nah.
Milly: Twigs? Usually!
Liam: Zander's cooking? Inconclusive!
Hailey: How did you... test this?
Henry: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Elliot: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Zander: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Hailey: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Milly: Have everyone stand.
Sean: Bring three more chairs!
Daisy: The most important ones can sit down.
Luke: Kill three.
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Jake: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Hailey: >:O language
Zander: Yeah watch your fucking language
Luke: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ZANDER THE FUCK WORD?
Milly: 'The fuck word'.
Sean: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Zander: Oh my god they censored it
Jake: Say fuck, sean.
Zander: Do it, Sean. Say fuck.
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Luke, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Hailey: You did WHAT–
Zander: William Snakepeare
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Jake, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.
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Zander: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Luke:
Hailey:
Jake:
Everyone Else At Zander's Surprise Birthday Party:
Luke: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Hailey: Ok hmm...
Zander: I like the yellow cake, I'll be perfect for luke's Birthday
Jake: I think he'll like it
Hailey: Ok cool, what flavor
Zander: Vanilla
Hailey: Ok imma ask the shopkeeper
Jake: Umm Ma'am?
Shop Employee: Yes
Jake: We finished choosing
Shop Employee: Ok what cake
Hailey: A vanilla cake with yellow frosting
Shop Employee: Hmm ok...
Shop Employee: And what would you like your cake to say
Zander: *taps hailey's shoulder*
Hailey: *Turns around* What?
Zander: Are you sure we want a talking cake?
Jake: *Wheeze*
Hailey: This is why i do the cake ordering-
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Dentist: Ok open up
Zander: Well im gay
Dentist: I meant-
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*Hey everyone thank you for reading*
*I have a bit of a question...*
*Should I make a TMF Oneshots book or a Yandere Lia book? Or both?*
(*Ps I'm fine with both I have a lot of free time to type books*)
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