Hailey: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Jake: Okay, but in my defense, Zander bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Hailey: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Sean: Nothing in life is free.
Luke: Love is free!
Jake: Adventure is free.
Hailey: Knowledge is free.
Milly: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Hailey: Favorite horror movie?
Zander: It
Sean: Saw
Milly: Annabelle
Jake: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
Luke: We are in a musical and you already know all the lyrics for all the songs, And you freaking sing!
Jake: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Zander: Jake, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Jake: Rules are made to be broken.
Hailey: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Zander: Uh, piñatas.
Sean: Glow sticks.
Milly: Karate boards.
Luke: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Jake: Rules.
Hailey:
Luke: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jake: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Zander: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Zander: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Luke: Alright.
Hailey: TraitorSayWhat?
Jake: Excuse me?
Hailey: What?
Milly, Sean, Luke, Zander, Jake: ...
Hailey: No wait-
Zander: Luke... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Luke: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Zander:
Zander: I wrote sanitize, Luke.
Hailey: I like the way people say 'oh man or boy' to express disappointment or when you know something is about to go wrong
Hailey: Because all the men/boy are disappointing and wrong
Milly: Haha Jake wasn't expecting that huh?
Jake: well that hurt- (No offence boys/men reading this)
Jake: Dammit, Zander!
Zander: What?! It wasn't me!
Jake: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Hailey!
Hailey: Not me either.
Jake: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Luke: *whistles*
Hailey, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Luke: Hey.
Milly: Hi.
Sean: Hello.
Zander: we gave you the key to our place for emergencies only!
Jake: We were out of Doritos.
Jake: HELP! I TOLD HAILEY I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Zander, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Hailey: Why are you on the floor?
Luke: I'm depressed.Luke: Also I was stabbed, can you get Zander, please.
Hailey: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Luke: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Zander: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Stacy: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Zander: Killed without hesitation.Stacy: No.
Authors Note: None of these quotes are mine also I hope you are enjoying this book.
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