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Hailey: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Jake: Okay, but in my defense, Zander bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Hailey: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!


Sean: Nothing in life is free.

Luke: Love is free!

Jake: Adventure is free.

Hailey: Knowledge is free.

Milly: Everything is free if you take it without paying.


Hailey: Favorite horror movie?

Zander: It

Sean: Saw

Milly: Annabelle

Jake: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Luke: We are in a musical and you already know all the lyrics for all the songs, And you freaking sing!


Jake: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Zander: Jake, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.


Jake: Rules are made to be broken.

Hailey: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Zander: Uh, piñatas.

Sean: Glow sticks.

Milly: Karate boards.

Luke: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Jake: Rules.

Hailey:


Luke: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Jake: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Zander: In that case, we're definitely lost.


Zander: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Luke: Alright.

Hailey: TraitorSayWhat?

Jake: Excuse me?

Hailey: What?

Milly, Sean, Luke, Zander, Jake: ...

Hailey: No wait-


Zander: Luke... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Luke: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Zander:

Zander: I wrote sanitize, Luke.


Hailey: I like the way people say 'oh man or boy' to express disappointment or when you know something is about to go wrong

Hailey: Because all the men/boy are disappointing and wrong

Milly: Haha Jake wasn't expecting that huh?

Jake: well that hurt- (No offence boys/men reading this)


Jake: Dammit, Zander!

Zander: What?! It wasn't me!

Jake: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Hailey!

Hailey: Not me either.

Jake: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Luke: *whistles*


Hailey, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Luke: Hey.

Milly: Hi.

Sean: Hello.

Zander: we gave you the key to our place for emergencies only!

Jake: We were out of Doritos.


Jake: HELP! I TOLD HAILEY I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Zander, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?


Hailey: Why are you on the floor?
                                                                                                                                                                                            Luke: I'm depressed.

Luke: Also I was stabbed, can you get Zander, please.


Hailey: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Luke: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Zander: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-


Stacy: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Zander: Killed without hesitation.

Stacy: No.




Authors Note: None of these quotes are mine also I hope you are enjoying this book.



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