haikyuu: off da perc

Who the hell duck taped the ginger to the wall?

"Wait, Hinata put your underwear in the freezer?" Hoshiumi laughed, rolling onto his stomach with his feet in the air. Two hours had passed since the makeshift snowball fight, and the three from the other camp hadn't left. They were having fun, talking about any and everything; currently they were talking about how Hinata admitted to putting Kuroo's underwear in the freezer at the party last night.

"What the fuck?"

"I know right? He said he likes to fuck with people when he's drunk!"

"And I mean it's funny- just not to me!" Kuroo explained, throwing his arms up.

"Bro," Bokuto began, gently putting his hand on Kuroo's thigh and turning to look at him. "I know that you're upset about your soggy underwear, but that made absolutely no sense."

"Hey, you can't get this intimate with me, you have a boyfriend." Kuroo said, gesturing to Akaashi, who was eating yogurt.

"S'okay."

"You guys need to get back at him!"

"How could we even top that?" Lev asked, causing everyone to wonder 'How could we top that?'

Tendou gasped.

"What?"

"Oh, no- I just dropped pizza on my leg, and it's still hot."

"Oh."

"Do you guys have any duck tape?" Hoshiumi asked, jumping to his feet.

"Just bought some."

"Okay, when Hinata falls asleep, tape him to the wall!"

"Holy shit that's good."

Ring ring ring

"Hello?" Kamasaki asked, picking his phone up. "Shit- our coaches are looking for us!"

Hoshiumi crouched down to grab a piece of pizza before announcing, "Well- it's been fun! Facetime me when you do it!"

"Okay- don't get your asses beat!"

"I'll try- let go of me!"

———

"Suga- Su- Suga! Can I get Semi's number?" Kuroo loudly whispered, lightly poking Suga's face.

"Get out of my face- plus he's dating Shirabu." Suga grumbled, rolling over to look at him- though he couldn't really.

"Okay- and?"

"Fine- but after, get out of my face- and don't tell him I gave it to you."

"Yay thank you!" Kuroo grinned, waddling away to the main gym.

"You got it?"

"Yeah- okay you guys got Hinata?" He asked, turning to face Bokuto and Lev.

"Yeah, call him!"

Ring ring ring

"Who the hell is this?" Semi asked, raising his phone to see who it was.

"Hello is Hoshiumi there?"

"Why the hell do you need him at 2 in the morning?"

"We're about to tape Hinata to a wall-" Lev began.

"That right there, is kinky as hell." Another voice added

"Shut up- so is he there?"

Semi let out a groan before saying, "Hoshiumi, get your ass over here- someone wants to talk to you about taping Hinata to a wall?"