haikyuu: off da perc

i will drown you in ammonia

the next morning

Around noon, when the majority of the boys woke up, they heard laughter coming from the kitchen.

"Hey 'Kaashi- lunch'll be ready in like five minutes."

"Yachi can you pass out the waters?"

"No problem!" Yachi cheerily responded.

"Has anyone thrown up yet?"

"Not to my knowledge- oh Hinata just did."

"So Akaashi, how'd you sleep?"

"Actually, pretty good, considering the fact that Bokuto-san was crushing me." Akaashi admitted.

"Maybe that's why you slept so good." Sakusa teased, getting a bucket.

"I'm missing something aren't I?"

"Kita, Akaashi has a crush on Bokuto!"

"Sakusa!"

"You two look nice together- wait are you together?" Kita backtracked.

"Can you believe they're not?"

"Kuroo-san, can you stop being a pain in the ass?"

"No I cannot!" [a/n: waddup i'm jared, i'm 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read.]

"Why, don't you both like each other?" Kita wondered aloud. "Oh, sorry I don't mean to intrude."

"No you're not intruding, but I don't know why we're not together."

"I'll tell you why! It's because you're both a pair of wimps! You both know you like each other so just go out!"

"You seem stressed- here, have some water."

"Thank you Kita, I am very stressed- because of Akaashi." Kuroo said, shooting a playful glare to Akaashi.

"I'm not the only one being stressful- you and Kenma like each other, and you aren't doing anything either!"

"I thought you were more mature than this Akaashi, I'm going to go clean up Hinata's mess."

"Oh but I am doing something- I have a checklist!" The rooster-haired boy tried to explain.

At this Sakusa froze and turned around raising an eyebrow. "Oh?"

"Yes! Step one- get him alone, two- tell him how much I appreciate him, and three- tell him that I like him!"

"Then just do it!"

"What's the worst thing that could happen?" Kita asks, it was most-likely a rhetorical question, but oh well.

"-Well he could say no..."

"Yes! And that would be devastating!"

"You're being overdramatic."

"Sakusa, you're wearing a mask and latex gloves- don't talk to me about being overdramatic." Kuroo deadpanned.

"I will drown you in ammonia."

"Hello."

"Hey Bo, Akaashi has some water for you!"

"Really? Thanks 'Kaashi!" Bokuto beamed. [a/n: 😏🙂]

"Yes, here."

"So what were you guys talking about?"

"Believe it or not- you and-"

Akaashi slapped a hand over Kuroo's mouth, "You and I thinking about how Kuroo-san needs to confess to Kenma."

"Yes! I just told you this last night bro!"

"I guess I do need to, don't I?"

"I suggest you do it sooner rather than later- or else he'll catch feelings for someone else." Kita stated, silencing the room. "Did I say something wrong?"

"No no no, I needed that, thank you."
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later

"What did you guys do while we were gone?"

"Nothin much, why'd ya ask?"

"Because there's a damn pile of lunchable wrappers in this corner!" Coach Ukai yelled.

"Shit."

"Who didn't clean that up?"

"So let me take a wild guess- you threw a party, didn't you?"

"Yes?" Asahi piped up.

"I'm- ahgh- fine with that! You just have to let me know so I can come up with a lie!" Ukai coughed.

"So, you're not mad?"

"Sorta- but no. Wait how did you guys get alcohol?"

"Suga and Oikawa made me go in to get some- cause I look like an adult." The brunette admitted.

"And that fuckin' worked?"

"Guy even gave him a free bottle."

"Damnn! But you guys are going on have to clean up the gym." The coach shouted. "Place looks like shit!"

"Come back in here at 3 after you've eaten and had some ibuprofen."

"Yes sir!"
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a/n:
there might be some sakuatsu in the next chapter 👀