haikyuu: off da perc

resting bitch face- on steroids

"Okay guys we're going- don't be idiots."

"Okay- byeee!"

"Hey! Yachi can you-"

"Please don't break my arms!" Yachi pleaded, hiding her arms behind her back.

"Huh- never mind, can you take this to your other manager friends please?"

"O-oh sorry, I will."

"Do you know why she's scared of me Iwa-chan?"

"Nope- and it probably isn't that big of a deal." Iwaizumi said, not really paying attention.

"Well you go talk to her then."

"Okay. Hey Yachi, how are you today?"

"I'm good what about you?"

"I'm fine, see you later." Iwaizumi called, turning back to Oikawa, who was frozen in shock.

"How- you look meaner than I do?"

"I look mean?"

"Well more so intimidating. Small fry- is Iwa-chan scary?"

"Yeah totally- but you get used to it." Hinata explained.

"Wait really?"

"Yeah you have a resting bitch face- on steroids."

"Fuck off."

"No- I'm serious, bitch!" Oikawa laughed. "You should do some face relaxing exercises."

"I hate you."

"I know you don't mean that! You love me Iwa-chan!"

"Suree."
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(later)

"Can I drive?"

"Sure."

"I call the aux!"

"Yay! let's go!" Oikawa cheered, 'lightly' stepping on the gas.

"Fuck bein good I'm a bad bitch I'm-"

"AHHH!"

"Did you just, hit the curb?"

"Suga- will you take over?" Oikawa, asked, taking a deep breath, trying not to laugh.

"Nope. He can't drive either, I will."

"What? I'm pretty good at driving!"

"What a lie."

"Last time you drove I almost died." Asahi added, trying not to remember that event.

"I didn't come along to get bullied. Oh you wanna know what I've been thinking about."

"What drinks I'm gonna get?"

"The next song you're gonna play?"

"No, to both of those. I've been thinking about getting another stop sign." Suga answered.

"Nope, we're not gonna do this again."

"-Again?"

"Ha ha, please don't."

"Wait I don't get it- can someone explain?" Oikawa asked, visibly confused.

"Last year Tanaka dared Suga to steal a story sign."

"Then Asahi said something stupid, so I had to hit him with it."

"Then the cops came, and he got arrested."

"Well in that case, we totally have to!" Oikawa laughed in agreement.

"That's what I'm saying, plus my one sign looks pretty lonely."

ring ring ring

"Hey Terushima, what's up?"

"Hey man, are you guys done yet?"

"Actually no we just left the parking lot." Daichi started. "Why?"

"Oh cause we were gonna ask you to get a shit ton of white claws."

"We?"

"Everyone else here."

"Oh I love those- what else?" Oikawa voiced from the back seat.

"Yeah, Noya get the list! Okay, vodka, tequila, and hennessy."

"Oh- were going all out!"

"Yeah- and can you get Hinata some caprisuns?"

"Ew, why not the koolaid ones?" Suga asked, grimacing.

"Gimme the phone, thanks. Because, Suga- everyone knows that caprisuns are better!" Hinata explained. "And Daichi, can you get the tropical ones? Kay byee!"

"Alright man, that's all we needed, peace."

"Bye."

"Don't miss your turn Daichi." Asahi pointed out.

"Okay- you ready?"

"You'll be fine- just make your voice a little deeper."

"What's wrong with my voice?"

"Nothing really- but it's not college-y enough. Ya know?" Oikawa explained, emphasizing on the college-y.

"No but let's go."

(5 min later)

"Oh my fucking god he did it!"

"You didn't think he would?"

"Sorta, but not really."

"Hey this stuff's heavy, can you get it?" Asahi asked holding three bags.

"Three bags?"

"So apparently the guy at the counter like my haircut so he put another bottle of tequila in for free."

"Wow."

"Please never change your hair."
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