basically this is a training camp- with a LOT of stupid stuff happening
•these will mostly be off of tiktoks i see or instagram posts
•if there's anything you wanna see that's not in here lemme know and i'll try to add it
"Hoshiumi, we told you to stop calling them that- they're snow cones."
Tendou, who was crouched over the cooler, stood up and whispered something in Kamasaki's ear.
"What do you mean we ran out of snow cones?" The blond exclaimed. Tendou whispered something again. "They melted?"
"Probably cause we stopped to get McDonalds."
"You guys got McDonalds?"
"That's not the issue- well it is, just not the one at hand."
"Is there any left?" Oikawa asked, wiping his face on his shirt.
Hoshiumi looked at Tendou, then Oikawa, "Well there's like half a burger and some fries- but the fries might be stale, is that okay?"
"Honestly it doesn't matter, I'm just hungry."
"Why didn't you make something to eat?"
"You didn't know that Oikawa can't cook- like for shit?" Suna asked, not even looking up from his phone.
All eyes were on Oikawa, "Wait really?"
"Aren't you a third year?"
"Why is this suddenly all about me?"
"Why don't you know how to cook?"
"Damn.'
"He really went there."
"I'll go get the food- not cause this got awkward or anything. Just cause I want to." Tendou said, opening the door to go to the car.
Bokuto and Kuroo looked at each other from their hiding spots, they then nodded before pulling out nerf guns. They just started shooting at the three intruders, randomly of course. Hoshiumi scrambled to the couch, then he pulled Oikawa over him, for protection.
"You can't get me now!" He shouted, as he watched the chaos that he wasn't involved in unfold, from under Oikawa's lap.
"What makes you think we won't shoot him?"
"Mean."
"Hey- ow!" Tendou had walked in and immediately got hit by a bullet. He fell, slowly, like slow as hell.
Hoshiumi saw this and shot up, knocking Oikawa to the floor. He ran to his friend, "Tendou! No, why do the good ones always leave first?"
"Hoshiumi, I might not have that much time left but I just want you to do one thing,"
"Anything for a friend, what is it?"
"I- I need you to tell Daishou, to suck a dick."
"I- hehahae- I can do that."
"Bleh." Tendou breathed, flopping back onto the floor. He slightly lifted his head to say, "Kamasaki-kun, can you unlock the car?"
"Sure."
"Kay, thanks."
"My ass hurts Umi-chan!"
Hoshiumi looked up from where Tendou just was, "Well you shouldn't've been on my lap!"
Oikawa looked at Kuroo, then Bokuto, then Kamasaki, then Makki, then Mattsun, then Yamamoto, and finally back to Hoshiumi. "You're the one who put me on your lap in the first place!"
"The only person I'd do that to is Sachiro!"
"Not the damn point!"
"I'm back! Here!"
"Thank you I was starving!"
"So?" Kamasaki began, sitting down on the floor. "What were you guys talking about before we got here?"
"Oh Akaashi told us he and Bokuto just got together."
"Nice guys!"
"Thank you."
"I remember the early relationship days- right Mattsun?"
"I didn't realize you were his boyfriend?" Oikawa commented.
"Oh I'm not his boyfriend- I'm his whore."
Hoshiumi nodded knowingly, "I understand, for how long?'
"What like two months."
"Two months and you never said anything?"
"Never came up."
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a/n:
1) a- tpn is soo good, b- i cried at the new jjk ending
2) i'm not gonna apologise for this chapter because this was hilarious
3) mha chapter 297(i think) spoilers HAVE Y'ALL SEEN THAT ONE FINE ASS VILLAIN- I MEAN AWOOGA AWOOGA😍😍
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4) you should go follow me on twitter [_kellennn]- i'm gonna start being more active on there
5) i think the next chapter will be funny- but idk
