haikyuu: off da perc

he looked constipated

"Guys, Bokuto and I have an announcement to make!" Akaashi announced once they returned to the kitchen.

"Is it tea? Cause if it is you better spill it!"

"Uh sure?"

Everyone in the kitchen, including Akaashi's wingmen, ran and sat in front of the pair. Bokuto grabbed Akaashi's hand and locked their fingers together, once everyone saw this their jaws dropped.

"Bokuto and I are now dating!" Akaashi told them as a bright smile stretched across his face.

The wingmen gasped. "Why are you guys shocked? You heard the whole thing!" Bokuto reminded.

"It's still shocking to hear."

"Hear what?"

"That you guys finally got your heads out of your asses!" Kuroo finished before his phone started ringing. ring ring ring. "It's an unknown number- !'m gonna answer it!"

"Hello?"

"Is this a rooster haired bitch?" The voice on the other line spoke. Kuroo knew that voice, he hated that voice; the voice of Daishou Suguru.

"The hell do you want, you snake bastard?"

Bokuto tapped his friend's shoulder, "Who is it?" he asked.

"Daishou."

Everyone in the room made a face, especially the ones from Tokyo.

"Oh ew."

"What do you want?"

"We just wanted to let you know that we took the liberty to order a cheese pizza for you guys!"

"I don't trust him." Oikawa commented from the refrigerator.

"Hey, it's Futakuchi from Date Tech," Makki and Mattsun snickered. "Just know that there's no malicious intent behind this."

"I don't trust his ass either!" Komori called, stuffing chips in his face.

"You shouldn't!"

Ding dong.

"And if I'm correct, it should be there about now."

Everyone looked at the door. As much as they hated to admit it, they were scared.

"Tora. Get the door." Kuroo ordered, he was trying to decide what he should keep his eye on, the phone or the door; he ended up choosing the latter.

Yamamoto stood up as quietly as he could, then tiptoed to the door. When he reached the door he turned around and made a face, he looked constipated, but he opened it anyway. He was immediately hit in the face with a snowball. Snow? It's the middle of June, summer, so why was he getting hit with snow? But it wasn't just Yamamoto who was getting hit, it was everyone.

"What the fuck?"

"Mwahahaha!" Oikawa recognized that laugh, it was the laugh of one of his 'kidnappers'.

"Umi-chan?"

He must've heard this because he turned around and threw one directly at Oikawa. "I told you to stop calling me that stupid-ass name!"

to be continued

a/n:

lol hey

y'all i promise the next chapter will be funny (not like that time i said that then had to apologize cause i didn't laugh)

1) the new episode of tpn had me on the edge of my seat- fr

2)i might update tomorrow, but you know how i am

3) my christmas oneshot book is almost at 1k reads- i fuckin know right! so i wanted to thank y'all who've read it- cause y'all are the reason i still update it sorta 

but enjoy!