[third person pov]
"So, whose birthday is it?" Daichi asked Iwaizumi.
"Long story."
"YO WE PLAYIN SPIN THE BOTTLE OVER HERE!"
"I want to know what Terushima's on."
"Oh we hit one hell of a blunt before this." Yaku laughed, as Iwaizumi turned him to face the conversation.
(in the game)
"Lemme go first!"
"Okay. Terushima and- Bokuto?" Kuroo announced. Him, Suga, and Oikawa shared a look that screamed 'shit'.
"Let's do this man!"
"Wait hold on- keep playing I need to do something." Kuroo said, kicking his shoes off, motioning for Suga and Oikawa to do the same.
"Wait me too!"
"Same."
"Okay- hurry up I guess."
"What are we doing?" Oikawa lightly shouted over the music when they got out of the circle.
"We need to make sure Akaashi didn't see them kiss."
"Ohh yeah!"
"Where the hell do we start?"
"Let's go over there- and when we find him, don't mention it." Suga stressed, as they headed to the food table.
"Have you seen Akaashi?"
"Last time I saw him, he was with Sakusa by the chairs." Ennoshita said, gesturing to the other side of the gym.
"Thank you!"
"You're a life saver!"
They ran through a lot of people trying to find him.
"Oh thank jebus." Suga breathed, when he saw Akaashi and Sakusa talking to each other.
"Hey Akaashi what were you doing about two minutes ago?"
"Sakusa and I were getting food, right?" Akaashi asked, turning to Sakusa, attempting to remember.
"I'm pretty sure."
"Okay. So, you wanna play spin the bottle?"
"No thank you."
"Have you heard anything about the game?" Kuroo asked, still slightly out of breath.
"I heard that Terushima and Yaku kissed- but other than that, no. Why?"
"Wait what- I missed that?" Kuroo called, walking angrily-ish back to the game.
"No reason- we'll be working our magic to get you and Bokuto together." Oikawa winked, walking away with Suga.
"You like Bokuto?"
"Maybe."
[back to the game]
"Yo." Tanaka shouted when the three got back. "Why are you guys out of breath?"
"Had to go check on something."
"Okay we have Iwaizumi and Osamu!"
"Eh- not bad."
"Ooh me next!" Hinata exclaimed as soon as the two backed up, hand in the air, waving around.
"Okay so Hinata plus you- uh, the shallow one." Noya called, snapping his fingers in Yahaba's direction; trying to remember his name.
"Could be worse."
"Omi-kun! Come play spin the bottle with us!" Atsumu called, as he saw Sakusa walk by.
"You two Akaashi!"
"No- that's gross."
"Five minutes please?"
"Only five." Sakusa said walking over to the circle.
"I guess I will too."
"Okay next up Akaashi- and me?" Kuroo exclaimed.
For the second time that night Oikawa, Suga, Kuroo and now Akaashi shared the look.
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A/N this is about to be great y'all 😁
- ik i said it was gonna be funny- and i didn't laugh while making this 😔 i'm sorry.
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Fanfictionbasically this is a training camp- with a LOT of stupid stuff happening •these will mostly be off of tiktoks i see or instagram posts •if there's anything you wanna see that's not in here lemme know and i'll try to add it
