basically this is a training camp- with a LOT of stupid stuff happening
•these will mostly be off of tiktoks i see or instagram posts
•if there's anything you wanna see that's not in here lemme know and i'll try to add it
"Well." Oikawa said, scratching the back of his neck.
"Holy shit- f'real?"
"I would've slapped him, but Iwa-chan stopped me."
"Yeah, cause if I didn't, you would've traumatized him!" Iwaizumi countered.
"I wouldn't say traumatizing- shocking, is a better word."
"Damn Kageyama- that's tuff!"
"Tanaka-san, didn't you get knocked over by a ball?" Kageyama asked.
"Oh- hahaha!"
"Bro-"
"Anyways- I don't believe you can take care of a fish, so that's the lie." Suga answered, matter-of-factly.
Oikawa let out an exaggerated gasp, "I'm deeply offended-"
"Wait- so that means you believe in aliens!"
"Yeah- why wouldn't I?"
"Because they're only around sphere- shaped planets," Kageyama elaborated. "So they wouldn't even be near us."
"Yo-"
"Huh?"
"You think the earth is flat?" Kuroo asked, before letting out a hyena- like laugh.
"It is though."
"Please tell me your joking."
"Even Terushima knows the earth is round."
"Wow Kageyama- hic- you're dumb as hell! Even I know that." Hinata laughed, after taking a sip from his white claw.
"Hinata try to differentiate the 'there's'."
"Tsukishima- hic- no one was even fucking talking to you!"
"Wait!" Oikawa suddenly announced. "Hinata and Suga- you have to take a shot, cause you guessed wrong!"
"I'm pretty sure that's not a rule- but oh well!" Suga shrugged, tilting his head back to allow the alcohol enter his body.
"I mean, okay."
Swish. As Oikawa span the bottle, watching intently. It then slowed down, almost directly across from him. Suga smiled as he locked eyes with the other setter.
"Are you guys gonna kiss again?"
"Ha ha- okay let's see one, I'm allergic to latex, two, I have a record, and three, I like someone."
"There's absolutely no way you have a record!"
"I do." Suga smirked.
"The hell'd ya do?"
"All I did was take a stop sign off the pole."
"And hit me with it!" Asahi frantically reminded.
"Well if you tell me I'm built like a stop sign, I'm gonna hit you with it."
"Wh- when was this?"
"Before you first years arrived."
"How the hell do you k-know that Kuroo-san?" Hinata asked, suspiciously eyeing the rooster-headed captain.
"Your captain put it on his private story."
"Hmm or are you secretly stalking us?"
"Kageyama, why the fuck would I do that?"
"Well you gotta admit, you do give off stalkery- vibes." Atsumu contributed.
"I do- and no one was gonna tell me?"
"No?"
"Woww, I never knew I was around such fake people." Kuroo began. "I can't believe no one told me."
"Well if it makes you feel any better, I just told Iwa-chan he looks mean today."
"Thank you, it does."
"What, the fuck?" Iwaizumi asked, letting out a breath laced with confusion.
"Never mind- so that's a truth then, the one about you having a crush is a lie."
"Cap- I just saw you using a pair of Sakusa's gloves earlier."
"And?"
"And Sakusa uses latex gloves-" Atsumu began, before Tanaka finished the sentence.
"So who the hell do you have a crush on?"
"That- I can't say, yet."
"What! no, please tell us?" Yaku requested, slapped his hand over his mouth, mid sentence.
Beaming, Suga responded with, "Not yet!"
"My turn!" Atsumu called, as the bottle landed on him. "One I can do the splits, two I like-like Omi-kun, and I had my first kiss when I was twelve."
"We all know you like Sakusa, Tsum-Tsum."
"And there's absolute way you can do the splits."
"Tsumu that was really, too easy." Osamu commented, faking a yawn.
"Shut yer trap- scrub!"
"Fuck the bottle- hic- I'm going next."
Picking up and cradling the bottle Bokuto cooed, "It's okay bottle-kun, Yaku didn't mean it. Do you see this tear, you did that- apologize."
"Bruh. That's condensation and I'm not even sorry!"
"Watch out everybody- Yaku's a bottle bully!"
"I'm just gonna go- uh my mom made me take ballet as a kid. I have an American cousin. And I used to eat paper."
"Dude, have you met your mother-" Kuroo began. "She'd never let you do that!"
"Yeah I remember last year after a game she just showed us picture after picture of you."
"Where the hell was I?"
"Probably taking a shit- I don't know." Yamamoto shrugged. ——————————————————- a/n hey guys so just started working on a bokuaka fic- and i was wondering if y'all wanted it- i mean i'm still gonna work on it but it's a matter of 'am i gonna continuously updated it' or publish it all at once
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this is that picture i was talking about- then right after i wrote bokuto hugging the bottle i drew that one
