𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚢 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚜 - 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚡

"You know what I wish I was doing?" Claire asked quietly, and Alex raised an eyebrow.

"Ah! Watch what you say. Brian here's a Cherry." Bender cut in.

"A Cherry?" Brian repeated, not amused.

"I wish I was on a plane. To France." Claire finished. Alex nodded, shrugging. She supposed she would rather be anywhere than here right now.

"I'm not a Cherry." Brian told Bender, frowning.

"When have you ever gotten laid?" Bender asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I've laid lots of times." Brian announced.

"Name one." Brian shrugged and looked away.

"She lives in Canada." He told Bender, who scoffed. "I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her."

"Ever laid anyone around here?" Bender clarified, and Brian hesitated before gesturing to the girls, making Bender speak louder.

"Oh. You and Alex and Claire did it? Was it like a three-way? Tongue?" He called. Alex and Claire both whipped their heads toward the boys.

"What are you talking about?" Claire asked and Alex folded her arms.

"Nothing. Nothing." Brian said, alarmed. His eyes were wide and his cheeks went pink. "Let's just drop it, okay? We'll talk about it later."

"Drop what?" Alex said, monotone. She never took kindly to liars, especially when her own name was involved.

"Brian's trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, that presently you girls and he are riding the hobby horse." Bender explained carelessly. Brian covered his face with his hands.

"Little pig." Claire called, making Brian stutter.

"N-no I'm not. I'm no- John said I was a cherry and I said I wasn't. That's it! Th-that's all that was said!"

"Well then what were you motioning to them for?" Bender asked, stirring the pot. Alex narrowed her eyes at Brian. He was supposed to be a nice guy. What the hell was this?

"I don't appreciate this very much, Brian." Claire stated, frowning.

"He is lying!" Brian motioned to Bender, who lifted his hands in defence. Alex looked between the two.

"So you weren't motioning to them?" Bender asked. Alex looked back to Brian, who looked at her pleadingly.

"You know he's lying, right?"

"Were you or were you not motioning to them?" Bender repeated. Brian huffed.

"Yeah, but it was only-" Brian stopped himself and sighed. "It was only because I didn't want them to know I was a virgin, okay?" Alex loosed a breath. That was not the best reason to lie, but she understood. Bender widened his eyes and looked at Brian. "Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm sorry."

"Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?" Claire asked, smiling now.

"Because it's personal business. It's my personal, private business!"

"Well, Brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business." Bender stated, making Alex laugh. Brian frowned at her and she coughed.

"Sorry, sorry." She said, dropping her smile and looking to Brian. "It doesn't matter to me. Doesn't matter if I'm the first girl or 400th girl you've slept with, as long as I'm the last one." She smirked, and Brian nodded, satisfied. Bender gave her an incredulous look.