COFFEE | MCYTs x READER

•+, Eret

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Requested by @VeggieMeal :)

𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗧: Reader is good friends with almost all the smp, except for Eret. While they were in a vc, Eret joined and reader became Eret simp.

( HE/THEY )

( beginning note; it might take a while to ACTUALLY get to the point- so uh-)

AUTHORS POV

A Y/H (Your Height) boy woke up from his deep slumber around the near afternoon. He blinked and flailed his arms around. Why was he flailing his arms? I dunno. Probably to wake himself up. After about a few minutes they got up and walked to their computer. Most likely to see what the sounds emitting from it where.

YOUR POV

I walked lazily over to my desk where my computer was. It had been 'dinging' for 10 minutes now and decided to check it out. I sank into my chair, logging into discord.

GET OUT WE'RE PLAYING MINECRAFT 🙄👎

Dreamie dearest

Bruh someone get the dumb whore online

Geographic Georgic

the only whore i see is you mate

Dreamie dearest

ha. very funny

Papnap (inside joke)

sthu both of you 🙄

BadBoyHalo

LANGUAGE, ALL THREE OF YOU

Skeppy

okay bad i thinl tahts enought wihy tge

labguage

BadBoyHalo

Skeppy, learn to spell

Quack quack mf

Bruh this server is chaos

Karlosa

No kidding

'Sexiest' Whore (you)

im awake what the fuck

you want?

BadBoyHalo

Y/N! Language!

'Sexiest' Whore

bad, your my friend, but

please, shut the actual

fuck up.

Skeppy

leve bad alinr (translation: leave bad alone)

'Sexiest' Whore

what the hells up