COFFEE | MCYTs x READER

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george: the food is too hot. i cant eat it.
dream: you're too hot and i can still eat you.
sapnap: GODDAMN IT. JUST ONE DINNER- JUST ONE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

dream: HYDRATE OR DIE.
dream: *throws a water bottle at you*
y/n: what the fuck?
sapnap: he's trying to yell at us into our wellbeing and health.
george: well its working

technoblade: dont you think this is crazy?
y/n: what?
technoblade: my heart is beating so fast
y/n: oh? why is that?
technoblade: theres a cockroach near your feet.
y/n: *dashes the fuck outta there*

george: why are you smiling?
dream/sapnap: what? i cant just be happy?
y/n: i fell down on my face earlier
george: *is struggling to hold back laughter*

y/n: ugh i couldn't sleep all night
dream: you know what they say, if you can't sleep, means someones been thinkin' about you
y/n: *takes a sip of coffee and looks at dream*
y/n: who the fuck would think about me?
sapnap: *sweats aggressively*

tommy: can you tuck me in?
tubbo: you just handed me a shovel?
tommy: yeah, spread it evenly won't you?

wilbur: let me see what you have!
tommy: a knife.
wilbur: okay have fun!
phil: WHAT THE HELL NO-

dream: is that mine?
george: *drowning in his hoodie*
dream:
george:
george: no..?

quackity: *opening a caprisun*
quackity: i'll just drink my sorrows away.

y/n: im quick at math
wilbur: *busts out laughing*
technoblade: okay, whats 83x34
y/n: 23.
technoblade: thats nowhere close-
y/n: it was quick math

phil: tommy get out the house is on fire!
tommy: well tell the fire to wait, im doing hot girl shit

tubbo: *filming tommy*
tommy: how to catch a wild technoblade!
tommy: *places a potato on the couch*
tommy: now we wait. slowly but surely
tubbo: *points camera at the potato*
technoblade: *runs down the stairs and snatches the potato*
tommy: see! a wild technoblade!

its 5am and i cant sleep 😩😩😩😩