𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 | 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝗼𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 -𝘈+ 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨

Harry was two things, shocked and confused. Mostly shocked. "Why would he shoot his father?" he asked.

"Because Lucius Malfoy is a bitch," Pansy said simply dragging Harry to her car.

Harry got in the back seat and saw Blaise and the twins. Pansy got in the passenger seat and Astoria was driving.

"Where are we going?" Harry asked.

"We're going to the hospital so that we can officially kill the bitch," Blaise informed nonchalantly.

"What- I'm not gonna kill someone's father for no reason or any reason," Harry declared.

"Okay about this, he made Draco's childhood a living hell," George started.

"He tried to force Draco to join the death eaters. Which is a gang that is filled with pedophiles, rapists, and murderers," Fred continued.

"He almost kicked Draco out for being gay," Pansy pointed out.

"Yes, and he showed no sympathy for Draco when Narcissa died. Draco's mother Lucius' wife!" George said outraged.

"I'm still not killing anyone. Even though he doesn't seem like much of a father to me," Harry said disgustedly. "But I'm not saying no to turning into Helen Keller while you guys kill him."

"This is why we get along," Astoria said fondly. "But sadly we need you to do a bit more than that."

Harry sighed and rolled his eyes "Like what?" He groaned.

"Don't get mad," Blaise started cautiously. Harry looks like one of those small people that wouldn't harm a thing but in reality, you don't want to get on his bad side.

"Blaise! You know he's gonna get mad. He probably won't even do it!" Astoria corrected.

"Do what?" Harry asked innocently.

Pansy groaned. "We need you to pretend to be Draco's husband," she muttered.

"No."

"Oh come on, please Harry! It's only for our plan to work," they all pleaded.

"What exactly is the plan?" Harry asked still disgusted at the thought of being Draco's husband.

"Okay so, we're gonna walk in pretending to be a family concerned for Lucius," Astoria started.

"Okay but none of us look alike other than Fred and George," Harry informed.

"Which is why we have to form some couples," Blaise said. "Here are the pairs, you and Draco have been married for three years-"

"Why three and why is that relevant?" Harry cut him off.

"Because you are like 20 meaning we have to fake your age you need to be 23. And it's relevant because doctors ask questions I know this because I watch Greys Anatomy," Blaise said simply.

"I'm sorry but Harry will not pass as a 23-year-old, he can barely pass as a 20-year-old," George said through laughter.

"I'm not that short," Harry muttered blushing from embarrassment. Astoria sighed.

"Oh hun, it's not because you're short it's because of your face it's so...baby like and smol and adorable I see why Draco likes y-" she cut herself off.

"See why Draco likes what?" Harry asked, but he knew exactly what she was going to say.

"Nothing," Pansy said quickly. "Back to the plan."

"Right," Blaise cleared his throat. "Harry Pansy is your sister. Astoria is Draco's sister. The twins are Astoria's husbands," Pansy glared at the twins. "And I'm Pansy's boyfriend." Astoria glared at Blaise and he feared for his life.

"Okay, I'll do it. You guys are okay with faking your partners I guess I can too," Harry muttered sadly.

Pansy clapped her hands. "That's the spirit!"

"Now Harry, we just have one question. Can you fake cry?"

***

They were now sitting in the waiting room. Harry was pissed. Draco was loving the fact that Harry was his 'husband' and he took advantage of the situation they were in.

"Get your hands off my ass!" Harry whisper shouted.

"But I'm so sad, my father just got shot," Draco exclaimed with mock sadness. Harry rolled his eyes.

Two can play at that game - he thought.

He got up and sat in Draco's lap so that his back was pushed against Draco's chest. He made sure to move his butt slightly against Draco's dick.

"If this is your way of getting back at me do continue," Draco smirked.

Harry was now blushing. He thought Draco would get embarrassed not turned on. He blushed even harder when he felt something hard touch his ass.

"You thought I would get embarrassed didn't you?" Draco whispered in his ear. Harry nodded quickly afraid of what his mouth would produce if he opened it.

Astoria and Pansy were looking at them the whole time. "Harry seems to be enjoying the role of Draco's husband way more than we thought," they both said at the same time.

"I have to go to the bathroom," Harry said flustered. He quickly got off Draco's lap and walked down the hall.

-End of Chapter-

Got a lil smutty at the end which I didn't expect but I'm not complaining.

Baiiiii!
*sleeps inside of the fridge*