Seraphic [Yoonmin]

xlvii.

"Bloody hell Taehyung. Can you at least pretend to be happy to watch the movie?"

"I don't want to watch Toy Story again. Every time you come over we watch it."

"It's fucking amazing!"

"Why're you talking in that accent? You're not British." He replied slightly rolling his eyes.

Jungkook smiled, "I love to pretend I am. I've lived in England plenty of times and I'm pretty good imitating their accent. Am I not?"

"Yeah sure you are. It's just kind of weird."

"Oh, because I'm so normal, right?" He laughed.

"Well no but—"

"Hush now."

Taehyung was about to protest when Jungkook paused the movie. "Fine, since you want to do something else then let's do it."

"D-do what?"

"I don't know. You're the one that's complaining."

"I mean I like the movie, but when we see it over ten days back to back it gets a little repetitive."

"Alright then. Examine me." He smirked.

"What?" Taehyung exclaimed with wide eyes.

Before he could even blink Jungkook had rushed to turn on the lights and sat back next to him. "You're about to graduate. Aren't you nervous about how you're going to talk to your patient?"

"Well...yes. You're not..."

"Babe, we've established that. I'm dead but alive."

His cheeks turned red at the pet name. Babe. He had said it so effortlessly. Taehyung hoped he wouldn't bring up the fact that his heart was accelerating.

"Fine. Let me get my—"

"Got it."

"Fuck. You're fast."

"I know. So go on. Listen to me."

"If we're going to do this I have to treat you like an actual patient."

"Very well proceed."

"Hello. I'm Taehyung and I'll be your provider today. What brings you in the office?"

"I shoved a cucumber up my ass."

Taehyung's eyes widen yet again and his facial expression made Jungkook laugh. "This is serious! I don't like your little jokes." He argued.

"I'm being serious! Do you know how hectic the medical field is? People will come to you with some weird shit. You have to be professional."

Taehyung groaned looking down at his lap. "I guess you're right. Can we just...can you just say another excuse?"

"Come on I know you want to laugh."

"I do not." He replied serious. As soon as their eyes met they both started laughing. "Fine, it was a little funny."

"I knew it. Alright new scenario. I'm here because I have a stomach ache."

"Oh. Okay. How long has this been going on for?"

"Two days."

"Any associated symptoms?"

"Nausea, bloating, flatulence, and eruption."

"Wow. Alright. Umm...let me listen to you first."

"Go ahead pretty boy...I mean provider."

Taehyung tried to shake off the jittery sensation that had built up in his stomach. "Your heart sounds great. Let me listen to your lungs now."