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(Luna) *sneezes 2 times in a row*

(Einshine) you ok Luna?

(Luna) *blows nose in a tissue* i think Dan gave me ebola

(Dan) Hey!

(Luna) hay is for horses Dan, we talked about this

(Dan) i don't have ebola!

(Luna) sure you don't....

(Einshine) *checks ebola-o-meter* yup Luna does have ebola

(Luna) thanks alot jack ###

(Dan) hey don't talk to me ### like that!

(Gino) wait.... Luna has ebola?

(Luna) well duh

(Gino) is there a cure?

(Luna) idk do you mind making me a sandwitch Gino? That would be very nice of you besides killing me with a gun....

(Gino) fine *makes a sandwitch and hands it to Luna*

(Luna) you didn't face plant this time! *eats sandwitch* wow very sandy good job Gino YOU EARN A GOLD STAR! *cough cough*

(Gino) Yes!

(Einshine) Luna you really should be in a hospital if you have ebola

(Luna) ohh i can just walk right in there go through their human scanners and fail and get thrown into a lab turning into a test subject, yup great idea

(Einshine) sorry kinda forgot about dat...

(Luna) AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT! *throat starts to hurt* notch dangit ebola!

(Einshine) Steve is a healer isn't he?

(Luna) .... maaybe

(Einshine) then let's call Steve over here!

(Luna) only skittles can save meh *pours skittles in mouth*

(Einshine) you crazy Luna

(Luna) you saaaaay im crazy, cuz you don't think i've known what you've done... but wheen you call me babe i know im not the only one!

(Einshine) Nyancat!

(Nyancat) yesss?

(Einshine) *points to Luna* fix her

(Nyancat) k but i wont guarantee i won't puke rainbows on the floor!

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